[id:$00000000] [ar:Pyrate Kelsey-Wood] [ti:KungFood Bao] [by:] [hash:696b718eec5482336fc2310cc7b29cc2] [al:] [sign:] [qq:] [total:189022] [offset:0] [00:00.62]Pyrate Kelsey-Wood - KungFood Bao [00:08.87]Yeah them sleepless nights gonna keep ya up at night [00:13.22]Thinking about food [00:15.57]Yeah I gotta get some sleep gotta count them sheep [00:20.09]I'm slipping here we go [00:22.84]I'm slipping deep [00:23.85]Here we go [00:31.93]Coming in all bruce lee like aaaoooww [00:35.47]1 2 3 to the 4 [00:37.58]I had a dream I spill my chinese food on the floor [00:40.29]I dreamt there was crazy scraps happening in this crazy war [00:43.16]I ain't lying that's just what I saw [00:45.38]Then down to the ground went my jaw [00:47.40]As I witnessed an onion kick [00:49.50]Karate kick through my front door [00:51.34]The fridge flew open [00:52.52]That's when I was hoping [00:53.52]This was a dream cause I'm hardly coping [00:56.28]The food starts talking and then it starts walking [00:58.78]Doing crazy things ninja style searching and stalking [01:02.06]Looking for other things to fight [01:03.69]Exciting yet a little bit frightening [01:06.59]As sushi parried a knife like lightning [01:09.26]From a crazy dragon [01:10.44]That was wandering through [01:12.01]My living room trying to consume [01:13.92]The chow mein that screamed [01:15.27]It was insane from being boxed in a tome [01:17.12]Chopstick fly through the air and I swear [01:20.31]It was real deal the real deal for show [01:22.99]I was starting to feel more surreal [01:24.94]Then before I'm going mad that's for sure [01:28.18]Though I must endure to procure the reality of this madness [01:32.04]That's for sure punch kick its all in the mind [01:34.65]The onion said together in time like in rhyme [01:41.38]Watch out for them noodles and dumplings [01:46.02]Haha [01:48.54]The egg fried rice tried to play nice [01:50.70]But the sweet and spice took another advice [01:53.50]The chinese menus started to continue to shout out orders [01:57.12]Our past the boarders of sanity with profanity and bit of vanity [02:02.32]That's all he could see was loosely packed [02:04.67]Troops fighting to be the victor of this war of savagery [02:09.34]Kung food in effect with some intellect [02:12.00]Ya best respect the full of effect [02:14.41]Because them veg come direct in your intellect [02:17.76]And then you must dissect [02:19.60]I reject to pull that ship madly on your plate [02:23.35]Where you will see them sadly [02:25.10]But I disagree late at night they come up in [02:27.65]Your grill with the hype and knife [02:30.83]Their silky smooth dumplings they want to consume [02:35.25]People's nature they ain't gonna hate you [02:37.92]If you misguide them they might taste you [02:40.63]Dumplings are a dangerous thing [02:43.22]Ninja styles is what they bring [02:45.99]One thing that I know is true [02:47.56]I know a couple of dumplings that would do you too [02:50.33]You know [02:51.63]Don't say another flow [02:53.46]One thing here in this room like a tomb [02:56.29]Like boxed chinese food [02:58.50]I'm here to consume the volume