[id:$00000000] [ar:Dan Bull] [ti:The Arch-Illager (Explicit)] [by:] [hash:a323a129df6386dcbcfde9e69a9a24f6] [al:The Arch-Illager (Minecraft Dungeons Rap) (Explicit)] [sign:] [qq:] [total:207000] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Dan Bull - The Arch-Illager (Explicit) [00:01.03]Lyrics by：Dan Bull [00:01.15]Composed by：Dan Bull [00:09.69]Yuu I was born into a cruel and unforgiving [00:14.29]Nasty world that didn't want me [00:17.26]They rejected disrespected scorned [00:20.47]Shunned me cold and hungry [00:22.89]All I wanted was some company to be comfy [00:25.36]But to put it bluntly they were being a bunch [00:27.35]Of considerably rude neighbours so I gave up [00:30.24]Then I stumbled on a bloody massive cave look [00:32.97]The doorway yawned awake slowly [00:35.19]I wasn't brave normally [00:36.43]But a strange force was calling me [00:38.45]And so with flaming torch in hand [00:40.08]I made my way forward though those serrated [00:42.01]Corners on the boulders made it awkward [00:44.03]I gazed on in awe following a short reconnaissance [00:46.29]I saw what lay before me [00:47.67]It was called the orb of dominance [00:49.33]It held sway over my thoughts I gained confidence [00:51.84]'Til at once the commoners no longer had my tolerance [00:54.48]I'm a small illager the littlest around [00:56.91]But now I've got a feeling I'm gonna be well endowed [00:59.78]I'm a small illager my will it stands proud [01:02.34]Growing 'til I fit the throne so hand me the crown [01:05.29]Now bow down show me the top of your head [01:07.90]Hey I said bow down else I'll be dropping you dead [01:10.55]And I'm the arch illager and I will pillage your village [01:13.90]Until you give in so run you can't win [01:15.99]If you stand in my path you'll get trampled like grass [01:18.67]I see you haven't any heating I can provide that [01:21.35]No need to thank me here's a torch completely free of charge [01:24.23]I'll leave your family tree scorched slashed with lethal steel shards [01:27.06]Oh I see you're planning a [01:28.46]Resistance if you're going to lead the charge [01:30.12]Be advised objects in your rearview appear large [01:32.69]Your mistake was thinking this a safe space for your opinions [01:35.60]'Til my minions chased you straight away from my dominion [01:38.46]So make haste spread my covenant all across the kingdom [01:41.18]I'm your new government coming for more than just your income [01:43.72]You can try assembling a rebellion of adventurers [01:46.03]It's never gonna bother me my friend so don't pretend it does [01:49.22]I'm the arch illager now come on down [01:51.58]Down into my dungeon have a look around [01:54.49]I'm the arch illager living in a cave [01:57.05]And having a party while keeping villagers enslaved [01:59.96]Now come on down down come on quicker [02:02.47]Chop chop come on down down some hard liquor [02:05.15]I am the arch illager handle my business [02:07.97]Now everybody give a big hand to our visitors [02:10.77]Look at you and your gang you couldn't be more villainous [02:13.59]Forcing my hand you're gonna be all prisoners [02:16.61]No forgiveness I'm sending in my skeletons [02:18.96]In regiments defending us against your weapons with a vengeance [02:21.98]Repelling your torches enemy forces [02:23.13]Making me nauseous better be cautious [02:24.43]Or you'll be left on the edge of a [02:26.04]Tall cliff awkward better restore quick [02:27.16]Then come down into the dungeon where the smell is rather pungent [02:29.72]Can't tell if it's your bunions or you've been cutting some onions [02:32.61]I'm the arch illager thank you for coming down [02:35.21]Now make yourself comfortable have a look around [02:38.01]I'm the arch illager catching you unaware [02:40.50]If you come in unprepared here's someone you haven't met [02:43.26]So glad you came down down summoned to my lair [02:46.03]There now what's the matter chuck you look a little scared [02:48.76]And I'm the arch illager and I warned ya [02:51.24]That if you didn't give up [02:52.58]Then I'd have to confiscate your head [02:55.20]Yeah I'm not to be messed with mate [02:58.48]I may be small [03:00.93]But I'm kind of a big deal [03:05.68]So my suggestion [03:07.84]Should you wish to heed it [03:09.30]And I strongly advise that you do [03:14.79]Is to bugger off