[ti:Bust A Move] [ar:Young MC] [al:Stone Cold Rhymin'] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Bust A Move - Young MC [00:17.65]This here's a jam for all the fellas [00:19.34]Tryin' to do what those ladies tell us [00:21.27]Get shot down 'cause ya over-zealous [00:23.33]Play hard to get females get jealous [00:25.51]Okay smarty go to a party [00:27.58]Girls are scantily clad and showin' body [00:29.69]A chick walks by you wish you could sex her [00:31.75]But you're standing on the wall like you was Poindexter [00:33.57]Next days function high class luncheon [00:35.12]Food they're serving you're stone-cold munchin' [00:37.68]Music comes on people start to dance [00:39.93]But then you ate so much you nearly split your pants [00:42.05]A girl starts walking guys start gawking [00:43.86]Sits down next to you and starts talking [00:45.86]Says she wants to dance 'cause she likes to groove [00:47.92]So come on fatso and just bust a move [01:06.62]You're on a mission and your wishin' [01:08.43]Someone could cure your lonely condition [01:10.43]Lookin' for love in all the wrong places [01:12.49]No fine girls just ugly faces [01:14.49]Some frustration first inclination [01:16.61]Is to become a monk and leave the situation [01:18.73]But every dark tunnel has a light of hope [01:20.73]So don't hang yourself with a celibate rope [01:22.29]Your movie's showin' so you're goin' [01:24.72]Could care less about the five you're blowin' [01:26.72]Theater gets dark just to start the show [01:28.72]Then ya spot a fine woman sittin' in your row [01:30.84]She's dressed in yellow she says [01:32.65]Hello come sit next to me you fine fellow [01:34.89]You run over there without a second to lose [01:36.95]And what comes next hey bust a move [01:55.75]In this city ladies look pretty [01:57.31]Guys tell jokes so they can seem witty [01:59.37]Tell a funny joke just to get some play [02:01.05]Then you try to make a move and she says No way [02:03.61]Girls are fakin' goodness sakin' [02:05.42]They want the man who brings home the bacon [02:07.60]Got no money and you got no car [02:09.48]Then you got no women and there you are [02:11.66]Some girls are sadistic materialistic [02:12.66]Lookin' for a man makes them opportunistic [02:15.66]They're lyin' on a beach perpetrating a tan [02:17.90]So a brother with the money can be their man [02:20.08]So on the beach you're strollin' real high rollin' [02:22.08]Everything you have is yours and not stolen [02:23.90]A girl runs up with somethin' to prove [02:25.89]So don't just stand there bust a move [03:17.38]Your best friend Harry has a brother Larry [03:19.02]In five days from now he's gonna marry [03:21.20]He's hopin' you can make it there if you can [03:23.14]'Cause in the ceremony you'll be the best man [03:25.13]You say neat-O check your libido [03:27.07]And roll to the church in your new tuxedo [03:29.38]The bride walks down just to start the wedding [03:31.25]And there's one more girl you won't be getting [03:33.31]So you start thinkin' then you start blinking [03:35.24]The bridesmaid looks and thinks that you're winking [03:37.30]She thinks your kinda cute so she winks back [03:39.48]And now your feelin' really firm 'cause the girl is stacked [03:41.86]Reception's jumpin' faces pumpin' [03:42.67]You look at the girl and your heart starts thumpin' [03:46.16]Says she wants to dance to a different groove [03:48.28]Now you know what to do just bust a move