[id:$00000000] [ti:I'm the Greatest Star (Glee Ca] [ar:Glee Cast] [00:00.04]Glee Cast-I'm the Greatest Star (Glee Cast Version) [00:01.26]I got 36 expressions [00:01.40]Sweet as pie to tough as leather [00:04.77]And that's six expressions more than all them Barrymores put together [00:09.45]Instead of just kicking me why don't they give me a lift [00:13.75]Well it must be a plot [00:15.44]'Cause their scared that I got such a gift [00:18.52]Well I'm miffed [00:23.14]Cause I'm [00:26.27]The Greatest Star [00:29.57]I am by far [00:32.75]But no one knows it--OY [00:35.41]They're gonna hear a voice [00:39.82]A silver flute (ah ooh ah ooh) [00:42.94]They'll cheer each toot [00:44.87](Hey that kid is terrific mmm) [00:46.12]When I expose it [00:49.24](Now can't ya see to look at me that) [00:50.99]I'm a natural Camille [00:55.67]As Camille I just feel [00:59.17]I've so much to offer [01:01.22](Hey listen kid I know I'd be divine because) [01:02.85]I'm a natural cougher [01:06.53](ahoo aheh ahay) [01:10.02]Some ain't got it not a lump [01:12.83]I'm a great big clump of talent [01:15.58]Laugh [01:16.39](ha ha ha ha) [01:17.76]They'll bend in half [01:19.38](Did you ever hear the story about the traveling salesman ) [01:21.07]A thousand jokes [01:22.50](Stick around for the jokes ) [01:23.50]A thousand faces [01:26.81]I reiterate [01:28.56]When you're gifted then you're gifted [01:31.43]These are facts [01:32.80]I've got no axe to grind [01:36.48]Hey whaddaya blind [01:39.72]In all of the world so far [01:42.78]I'm the greatest star [01:46.83]No autographs please [01:47.58]Ya think beautiful girls are gonna stay in style forever [01:52.02]I should say not [01:54.02]Any minute now they're gonna be out [01:55.33]Finished [01:55.51]Then it'll be my turn [01:58.44]Hmph [01:59.88]Who is the pip with pizzazz [02:02.81]Who is all ginger and jazz [02:05.93]Who is as glamourous as [02:08.36]Who's an american beauty rose [02:11.92]With an american beauty NOSE [02:14.98]And ten american beauty toes [02:17.41]Eye on the target and wham [02:21.09]One shot One gun shot and BAM [02:25.72]Hey Mister Keeney [02:28.65]Here I am [02:41.00]I'm the greatest star [02:45.12]I am by far [02:48.12]But no one knows it [02:51.99]That's why I was born [02:56.35]I'll blow my horn [03:01.09]Till someone blows in [03:05.15]I gotta break the lights [03:09.08]Gotta flash of light [03:11.52]I'll flicker then flare up [03:14.82]All the world's gonna stare up [03:19.57]Looking down you'll never see me [03:22.18]Try the sky cause that'll be me [03:25.12]I can make 'em cry [03:27.42]I can make 'em sigh [03:29.62]Someday they'll clamor for my drama [03:34.92]Have ya guessed YET [03:37.22]Who's the best yet [03:39.34]If ya ain't I'll tell ya one more time [03:45.65]You'll bet your last dime [03:48.15]In all of the world so far [03:50.83]I am the greatEST greatest [03:54.26]Staaaaaaar