[id:$00000000] [ar:Jon Lajoie] [ti:Everyday Normal Crew] [by:] [hash:59d32be67ac3d654aea2c719bb0da067] [al:] [sign:] [qq:] [total:0] [offset:0] [00:00.48]Everyday Normal Crew - Jon Lajoie [00:02.01]Hey yo s**t yeah f**k NWA get the f**k outta here [00:07.39]F**k G Unit f**k that s**t [00:09.62]F**k D12 motherf**ker [00:12.34]Get the f**k out of the way f**k you b***h [00:14.78]Normal motherf**king crew motherf**ker [00:17.54]Everyday normal crew what what what what what what [00:21.95]We just a regular everyday normal crew [00:24.62]You can f**k with us 'cause we won't f**k with you [00:27.29]We just a regular everyday normal crew [00:29.89]Once a month we get drunk and watch Terminator 2 [00:32.63]We just a regular everyday normal crew [00:35.29]If you're hot b***hes we're too shy to talk to you [00:37.86]We just a regular everyday normal crew [00:40.57]And we get joy spending time with our families [00:43.08]This is my bro J-A to the S-O-N yo [00:46.11]The best at Mike Tyson's Punch out on Nintendo [00:48.78]From Glass Joe to Macho Man yo he f**ks s**t up [00:51.48]Then Tyson goes down with a star upper-cut [00:54.12]And he's also pretty good at Super Mario 3 [00:56.63]But he doesn't use the flutes 'cause he doesn't like cheats [00:59.41]Like the Contra code that he really doesn't like [01:01.97]Up up down down left right left right [01:04.69]Then B A B A Select start you got 30 lives [01:07.49]He says that s**t's for pussies who don't know how to fight [01:09.98]Yo this my man cheese better known as cheese bread [01:12.93]We call him that 'cause every time he gets out of bed [01:15.33]He puts 5 slices of cheese on 5 slices of bread [01:18.35]Microwaves that s**t eats it then goes back to bed [01:20.78]Sleeps 12 hours a day and he doesn't like Asian food [01:23.96]That's right b***hes he doesn't like Asian food [01:26.64]He doesn't like the taste of soy sauce [01:29.07]Personally I love that s**t but he does not [01:31.28]Yo Ben is my friend that owns every DVD [01:33.98]From Goonies to Time Cop to Beverly Hills Cop 3 [01:36.60]Dark Knight First Knight A Knight's Tale and Knight Rider [01:39.57]He even owns the motherf**king movie Street Fighter [01:42.26]I borrow them from him I never pay to rent a movie [01:44.83]As long as I take care of the box [01:46.24]And don't scratch the DVD [01:47.50]'Cause last week I borrowed City Slickers and it got scratched [01:50.08]I was hoping that he wouldn't notice when I brought it back [01:52.77]But he did and he was pissed so I apologized to him [01:55.25]And he forgave me and I asked him [01:56.74]If I could borrow the movie Twins [01:57.86]He was reluctant to do so but he knows I love DeVito [02:00.94]With Schwarzenegger that's a motherf**king comedic duo [02:03.26]We just a regular everyday normal crew [02:05.95]We own our tickets to Alanis Morissette in June [02:08.62]We just a regular everyday normal crew [02:11.21]We bust gats and cadillacs in Grand Theft Auto 2 [02:14.02]We just a regular everyday normal crew [02:16.56]No party is a party without a Phil Collins too [02:19.37]We just a regular everyday normal crew [02:21.84]And when one of us gets a haircut [02:23.49]We make fun of them [02:24.51]Yo this is D and he's a big f**king wrestling fan [02:27.19]Monday Night Raw Smackdown and all the s**t from the past [02:29.84]Like Macho Man Randy Savage and Hulkamania [02:32.61]Every year he travels to attend WrestleMania [02:35.33]It may come as no surprise that he's never had sex [02:37.95]But it doesn't bother him 'cause he has the internet [02:40.67]He jerks off to freaky s**t like 2 Girls 1 Cup [02:43.38]He's f**ked up I tried watching it I f**king threw up [02:45.89]This my n***a KC what the f**k did you just call me [02:49.22]Sorry I'll say friend [02:51.16]This is my friend KC the only black friend in the crew [02:54.14]Not be'cause we're racist every race is welcome in the group [02:56.69]Truthfully he's a friend of a friend [02:58.34]I don't know him that well [02:59.45]But not be'cause he's black my favorite actors are Denzel [03:02.24]And Samuel L Jackson I also like Bill Paxton [03:04.78]But not be'cause he's white but be'cause of his acting [03:07.46]This is my friend Cleo she really likes the Beatles [03:10.19]Her favorite is McCartney and her least favorite is Ringo [03:12.79]A year ago I asked her to go [03:14.22]On a date with me she said no [03:15.65]She said she'd rather just be friends [03:16.84]I started cryin and ran home [03:18.24]And since then we rarely make eye contact when we speak [03:20.70]Which is awkward ' [03:21.58]'Cause we all hang out at least two times a week [03:23.35]Finally I ain't me without my best friend Steve [03:25.85]He's got my motherf**kin' back although he's weaker than me [03:28.56]He'll probably have a heart attack sometime soon [03:31.15]But until then he's my top gun like f**king Tom Cruise [03:38.89]If you play organized sports say hell yeah [03:41.98]If you watch 24 say hell yeah [03:44.57]If the only a*s you see is in porn say hell yeah [03:47.29]If you eat chocolate when you're bored say hell yeah [03:50.37]I eat chocolate when I'm bored um I should stop though [03:54.44]My metabolism is slowing down I also like pie cherry rhubarb [04:03.99]We just a regular everyday normal crew [04:06.89]The joke's getting old I f**king agree with you [04:09.19]We just a regular everyday normal crew [04:11.94]I just repeat the same s**t from Normal Guy 1 and 2 [04:14.58]We just a regular everyday normal crew [04:17.29]What a twist with this one I rapped about my friends too [04:19.99]We just a regular everyday normal crew [04:22.62]I think this cow's been milked dry motherf**ker