[id:$00000000] [ar:alan jackson] [ti:A Million Ways To Die] [by:] [hash:1f64a44e18942d0ae1acd88704506aff] [al:] [sign:lyrics from A-Z Lyrics] [qq:] [total:146076] [offset:0] [00:08.90]Cowboys and pioneers, come lend your eyes and ears. [00:13.38]I've got the need to testify. [00:17.61]Don't try to fill your nest out in the open west [00:21.48]'cuz there's a million ways to die. [00:28.72]Six bullets in the gut or just a paper cut [00:32.93]Too many ways to quantify. [00:37.18]They'll cut your ankle off to cure a minor cough [00:42.08]'cuz there's a million ways to die. [00:48.37]A million ways to die [00:52.94]It's a hundred and one in the shade of the sun. [00:54.64]If you fall asleep, you fry. [00:56.87]A million ways to die [01:01.34]You can live like a saint but there just really ain't [01:03.55]no avoiding a million ways to die. [01:14.45]Smallpox and bigger pox, and deadly tomahawks [01:18.84]Or God forbid you steal a pie. [01:22.94]They'll blast you into shards for bein' good at cards. [01:26.99]'cuz there's a million ways to die. [01:34.20]Out on the desert plains it hardly ever rains [01:38.44]and you can hear coyotes cry. [01:42.75]They'll eat you up and then they'll **** you out again [01:46.53]'cuz there's a million ways to die. [01:54.02]A million ways to die [01:58.21]With a whoosh and a whack there's a knife in your back [02:00.12]'cuz you got a fancy tie... [02:02.45]A million ways to die [02:06.62]It's a kick in the pants but you don't have a chance [02:08.48]of escaping a million ways to die. [02:15.42]A million ways to die