[offset:0] [00:02.53]Yeah!! [00:05.14]Dad says "Act your age." [00:06.94]You heard the man, it's time to rage! [00:09.28]Blast the bass, turn out the light [00:11.26]Ain't nobody home tonight! [00:13.24]Drink, smoke, it's all cool. [00:15.31]Let's get naked in my pool! [00:17.38]Punch the wall and start a fight! [00:19.36]Ain't nobody home tonight! [00:21.25]His folks got a waterbed. [00:23.47]Come upstairs and rest your head. [00:25.48]Let's rub each other's backs [00:27.34]while watching porn on Cinemax! [00:28.57]CHANDLER, KURT, RAM, KIDS [00:30.85]The folks are gone, [00:32.86]it's time for big fun! Big fun! [00:35.41]We're up till dawn [00:36.91]having some big fun! Big fun! [00:39.49]When mom and dad forget [00:41.47]to lock the liquor cabinet, [00:43.54]it's big fun! Big fun! [00:48.86]Okay okay okay, So it's salt, and then lime, and then shot? [00:53.12]No, salt, then - [00:54.32]You're doing it wrong! [00:55.85]What? Really? 'Cause I feel great. [00:58.89]Veronica, you're looking good tonight! [01:03.04]Whoa. [01:03.91]A hot guy smiled at me, [01:05.86]without a trace of mockery! [01:08.20]Everyone's high as a kite, [01:10.36]ain't nobody home tonight! [01:12.13]Stoned. Zoned. I should quit... [01:14.05]Hey, is that *****? I want a hit. [01:16.39]Fill that joint and roll it tight, [01:18.37]ain't nobody home tonight! [01:20.38]Dreams are coming true [01:22.18]when people laugh but not at you! [01:24.28]I'm not alone! I'm not afraid! [01:26.44]I feel like Bono at Live Aid! [01:29.83]The house is ours, [01:31.87]it's time for big fun! [01:33.61]Big fun! [01:34.42]Let's use their showers, [01:35.95]that sounds like [01:36.73]Big fun! Big fun! [01:38.41]Crack open one more case! [01:40.15](VERONICA observes couple making out) [01:40.90]I that that's what they call [01:41.98]"third base." [01:42.91]Big fun! Big fun! Big fun! [01:45.76]That actually looks like - [01:46.87]Big fun! Big fun! Big fun! [01:49.90](KURT holds up a pig pinata with a sign that says "Jefferson Razorbacks") [01:51.16]All right, people! Listen up! [01:52.75]What is Westerberg gonna do to the Razorbacks at Sunday's game? [01:56.08](RAM mimes *** with the pinata) [01:56.47]Gonna make 'em go [01:57.04]Whee! Whee! Whee! Whee! [01:59.05]Big fun! Big fun! [02:01.24]Way to show maturity! [02:03.04]Big fun! Big fun! [02:04.99](RAM grabs HEATHER by the hips and does to her what he's been doing to the pinata) [02:07.15]Quit it jackass, get off of me! [02:08.14]Big fun! Big fun! [02:09.43]Yo! Ram! Emergency! [02:11.14]I just saw some freshman sneaking over the pool fence! [02:13.75]I hate freshman! Where are you little *****s? I'm coming for you!... [02:18.67](to HEATHER DUKE) You okay? [02:20.21]I didn't need your help. [02:22.15](HEATHER DUKE gives VERONICA the finger) [02:22.90]Aw, thanks for the finger, Heather, but I don't need to vomit right now. [02:25.51]The party's hot, hot, hot. [02:28.75]It's time for big fun! Big fun! [02:31.57]You need a jello shot! [02:32.83]We're having big fun! Big fun! [02:35.56](MARTHA arrives at the party) [02:36.49]Martha Dumptruck, in the flesh. [02:37.54]Here comes the Cootie Squad. [02:39.67]Shup up, Heather. [02:40.66]Sorry, Heather. [02:41.77]Look who's with her -- Oh, my God! [02:43.54](Points to VERONICA) [02:44.26]Dang! Dang! Diggety-dang-a-dang! [02:46.03]Dang-dang! Diggety-dang-a-dang! [02:48.58]I can't believe you actually came. [02:50.59]It's exciting, right? [02:51.97]Oh, I wanna say hello to Ram. I brought sparkling cider. [02:55.84]Showing up here took some guts. [02:58.03]Time to rip them out. [02:59.29](HEATHER DUKE holds up the pig pinata) [02:59.89]Well, who's this pig remind you of? [03:01.96]Especially the snout. [03:03.64]Hah! [03:04.09]Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang! [03:05.53]Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang! [03:07.18](THE HEATHERS exit with the pinata, MARTHA approaches RAM) [03:08.35]Where the hell are those freshman? [03:10.33]Hi, Ram. I wasn't gonna come, [03:13.00]but since you took the time to write that sweet note... [03:15.22](Hands RAM the sparkling cider) [03:15.85]What note? Why d'you gotta be so weird all the time? [03:19.03]People wouldn't hate you so much if you acted normal. [03:22.46](Chugs and spits the cider) [03:23.87]There's no alcohol in here! [03:26.25]Are you trying to poison me? [03:29.55]Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang (x3) [03:31.74]Diggety-dang-a-dang! [03:36.90]The folks are gone, [03:38.97]it's time for big fun! Big fun! [03:41.64]We're up till dawn [03:42.99]having some big fun! Big fun! [03:45.57]So let the speakers blow, [03:47.58]they'll buy another stereo. [03:49.89]Our folks got no clue [03:51.93]'bout all the *****t their children do. [03:53.91]Why are they surprised? [03:55.80]Whenever we're unsupervised, [03:57.87]it's big fun! Big fun! [04:00.03]Big fun! Big fun! Big fun! Whooo!