[id:$00000000] [ti:Bad Meets Evil] [ar:Eminem] [00:00.94]Bad Meets Evil - Eminem [00:01.94]I reckon you ain't familiar with these here parts [00:05.25]You know there's a story behind that there saloon [00:09.31]Twenty years ago two outlaws took this whole town over [00:15.32]Sheriffs couldn't stop em [00:18.19]Quickest d**n gun slingers I've ever seen [00:22.32]Got murdered in cold blood [00:26.13]That ol' saloon there was their lil' home away from home [00:30.07]They say the ghosts of Bad and Evil still live in that tavern [00:34.20]And on a quiet night [00:36.27]You can still hear the footsteps of Slim Shady and Royce Da Five-Nine [00:40.39]I don't speak I float in the air wrapped in a sheet [00:43.08]I'm not a real person I'm a ghost trapped in a beat [00:45.27]I translate when my voice is read through a sismograph [00:47.96]And a noise is bred picked up and transmitted through Royce's head （AAHHH） [00:51.33]Trapped him in his room possessed him and hoist his bed [00:53.45]Till the evilness flows through his blood like poisonous lead [00:55.46]Told him each one of his boys is dead [00:57.95]I asked him to come to the dark side he made a choice and said [01:00.89]Who hard yo I done heard worse [01:02.39]We can get in two cars and accelerate at each other [01:04.77]To see which one'll swerve first [01:05.77]Two blind bandits panic whose mental capacity holds [01:08.08]That of a globe on top of nine other planets [01:10.64]Kissed the cheek of the devil [01:11.83]Intelligence level is hell-ier than treble peakin on speakers in the ghetto [01:15.71]Dismissal I'm not a fair man disgraced the race of a atheist [01:18.58]Intercepting missles wit my bare hands like a patriot [01:20.64]One track sliced without swords I buried the Christ corpse [01:22.96]In my past life when the Black Knight mounted the white horse [01:25.70]And stay over-worked its like the Nazis in the nations [01:28.46]Collaborating attemptin to take over the earth [01:30.95]Cuz this is what happens when Bad Meets Evil [01:33.20]We hit the trees till we look like Vietnamese people [01:36.20]He's Evil and I'm Bad like Steve Segal [01:38.83]Above the Law cuz I don't agree wit police either （**** me neither） [01:41.96]We ain't eager to be legal [01:43.71]So please leave me wit the keys to your Jeep Eagle [01:45.95]I breathe ether in three amounts [01:48.89]When I stab myself in the knee with a diseased needle [01:51.21]Releasin rage on anybody in squeezing range [01:53.70]Cold enough to make the seasons change into freezing rain [01:56.33]（He's insane） No I'm not I just want to shoot up and I'm pissed off [02:00.83]Cuz I can't find a decent vain [02:02.58]The disaster wit dreds [02:03.52]I'm Bad enough to commit suicide and survive long enough [02:06.39]To kill my soul after I'm dead [02:07.89]When in danger it's funny actually my flavor's similar to a waiter [02:09.14]Cuz I serve any stranger wit money [02:11.64]I spray a hundred man until they joint chains [02:13.83]While slippin bullets at point blank range like they was punches [02:15.96]Piss on a flag and burn it murder you then come to your funeral [02:18.51]Serve this lobbyist strangle your body then confirm you [02:20.83]Whippin human *** throwin blows crackin jaws [02:23.83]Wit my fists wrapped in gause dipped in glue and gl*** [02:26.77]I'm blazin MC's at the same time amazin MC's [02:29.08]Somehow MC's ain't that eye-brow raisin to me [02:31.77]From all of angles of us flash a mack loud enough to cast a avalanche [02:34.71]And bust till volcanoes errupt [02:36.39]Hello （Billy） Aiyyo what's up （we're comin to get you） [02:40.58]STOP THEY KNOW IT'S US [02:42.58]I used to be a loudmouth remember me （uh-ah） [02:44.77]I'm the one who burned your house down （oh） [02:46.45]Well I'm out now （****） and this time I'm comin back to blow your house up [02:49.39]And I ain't gon leave you a window to jump out of [02:51.65]Give me two fat tabs and three shrooms [02:54.15]And you won't see me like fat people in steam rooms [02:56.33]And when I go to hell and I'm gettin ready to leave [02:58.14]I'ma put air in a bag and charge people to breathe [02:58.96]Cuz this is what happens when Bad Meets Evil [02:59.27]And we hit the trees till we look like Vietnamese people [02:59.64]He's Evil and I'm Bad like Steve Segal [02:59.95]Against peaceful see you in hell for the sequel [03:01.83]（We'll be waitin） See you in hell [03:02.58]Wall Street Royce Da Five-Nine Slim Shady [03:02.83]See you in hell for the sequel （bye bye） [03:03.21]Bad Meets Evil what （till next time） [03:03.52]And so that's the story when Bad Meets Evil [03:04.71]Two of the most wanted individuals in the county [03:05.02]Made Jesse James and Billy the Kid look like law-abiding citizens [03:05.39]It's too bad they had to go out the way they did [03:05.77]Got shot in the back comin out of that ol' saloon [03:06.65]But their spirits still live on till this day [03:07.46]Shhh （spits） wait did y'all hear that