[id:$00000000] [ar:eminem] [ti:role model] [by:] [00:01.13]Ok I'm going to attempt to drown myself [00:03.39]You can try this at home [00:04.98]You can be just like me （Mic check 1 2 We recording ） [00:19.16]Im cancerous and when I diss you wouldn't wanna answer this [00:21.56]And if ya responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus [00:24.36]I'd strangle you to death then choke you again （ack） [00:26.51]Then broke your f**king legs til' your [00:28.26]Bones poke through your skin（AAWW） [00:29.32]You beef with me Im-a even the score equally [00:31.73]Take on Jerry Springer and beat your a** legally [00:34.58]I get you blunted off of funny home grown [00:36.74]Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono（OH NO ） [00:40.00]And If I said I never did drugs that would mean I lie [00:43.00]AND get f**ked more that the President does [00:44.88]Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert [00:47.57]I ripped his f**king tonsils out and fed her sherbert （bitch） [00:50.68]My nerves hurt lately Im on edge Grabbed Vanilla Ice [00:53.82]And ripped out his blonde dreads （f**k） [00:55.72]Every girl I ever went out with was going lez' [00:58.07]Follow me and do excactly like the song says [01:00.53]Smoke w**d take pills drop outta school kill people and drink [01:03.58]Jump behind wheel like it was still legal [01:06.00]Im dumb enough to walk in a store and steal [01:08.39]So Im dumb enough to ask a for date with Lauryn Hill [01:10.87]Some people only see that Im white ignoring skill [01:13.41]Cos' I stand out like a green hat with an orange bill [01:16.06]But I dont get pissed ya'll dont even see through the mist [01:18.68]How the f**k can I be white I dont even exist [01:21.16]I get a clean shave bath go to a rave die from an overdose [01:24.41]And dig myself up out of my grave [01:26.32]My middle finger won't go down how do I wave [01:29.09]And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave [01:32.43]Now follow me and do excactly what you see [01:34.54]Dont you wanna grow up to be just like me [01:36.78]I slap women and eat shrooms then O D [01:39.74]Now dont you wanna grow up to be just like me [01:42.61]Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole [01:44.81]When we heard a knock on the door （knock） must′ve been Ron Gold' [01:48.05]Jumped behind the door put the orgy on hold [01:50.05]Killed 'em both and smeared blood on white Bronco （We did it ） [01:53.26]My mind won'y work and my spine don't jerk [01:55.32]I slapped Garth Brooks out of his Rhinestone shirt [01:57.68]I'm not a player just an ill rhyme sayer [02:00.27]That'll spray an aerosol can up at the ozone layer （psssssssh） [02:03.23]My rap style's warped I'm runnin out the morgue [02:05.99]Witcha dead grandmother's corpse to throw it on your porch （scream） [02:09.07]Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon with a cape on [02:11.46]And beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acorn [02:13.94]Im about as normal as Norman Baites with deformative traits [02:16.31]A premature birth that was four minutes late [02:19.39]Mother are you there I love you - I never meant to hit you [02:23.32]On the head with that shovel [02:25.70]（Evil laugh） [02:25.96]Will someone please explain to my [02:26.92]Brains that I just severed a main vein [02:28.26]With a chainsaw and Im in pain [02:29.57]I take a breather and sighed either I'm high or I'm nuts [02:32.68]Cause if you ain't tiltin this room neither am I [02:34.78]So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her a** [02:37.93]Then it probably is obvious I got it on with her [02:40.41]Cause when I drop this solo sh*t it's over with [02:42.37]I bought Cage's tape opened it and dubbed over it [02:45.34]I came to a club drunk and with a fake ID [02:47.64]Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me [02:49.86]I've been with 10 women who got HIV [02:52.25]Now dont you wanna grow up to be just like me [02:55.17]I got genital warts and it burns when I pee [02:58.12]Now dont you wanna grow up to be just like me [03:00.95]I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree [03:03.52]You probably wanna grow up the JUST like me