Kate Shindle、Amber Efe、Matthew Risch、Manuel Herrera、'Legally Blonde' Ensemble、Laura Bell Bundy - There! Right There!
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[00:00.20]There, right there
[00:01.85]Look at that tan, well tinted skin
[00:03.68]Look at the killer shape he's in
[00:05.55]Look at that slightly stubbly chin
[00:07.27]Oh please, he's gay, totally gay
[00:09.21]I'm not about to celebrate
[00:11.05]Every trait could indicate
[00:13.06]The totally straight expatriate
[00:14.80]This guy's not gay, I say, not gay
[00:16.82]That is the elephant in the room
[00:18.67]Well, is it relevant to assume
[00:20.48]That a man who wears perfume
[00:22.31]Is automatically medically fay?
[00:24.28]But look at his quoft and crispy locks
[00:26.21]Look at his silk translucent socks
[00:27.99]There's the eternal paradox
[00:29.84]Look, what we're seeing,
[00:30.44]what are we seeing?
[00:31.82]Is he gay?
[00:32.84]Of course, he's gay or European?
[00:36.03]ah——
[00:43.29]Gay or European?
[00:45.59]It's hard to guarantee
[00:48.12]Is he gay or European?
[00:50.76]Well, hey don't look at me
[00:52.38]You see, they bring their boys up
[00:54.02]Different in those charming foreign ports
[00:56.36]They play peculiar sports
[00:58.46]In shiny shirts and tiny shorts
[01:00.49]Gay or foreign fella?
[01:02.27]The answer could take weeks
[01:04.03]They will say things like, "Ciao, bella"
[01:06.09]While they kiss you on both cheeks
[01:07.68]Oh please
[01:08.33]Gay or European?
[01:09.90]So many shades of gray
[01:12.10]Depending on the time of day, the French go either way
[01:15.38]Is he gay or European ……or live right there!
[01:19.17]Look at that condescending smirk
[01:21.07]Seen it on every guy at work
[01:22.94]That is a metro-hetro jerk
[01:24.98]That guy's not gay, I say no way
[01:26.71]That is the elephant in the room
[01:28.32]Well, is it relevant to presume that a hottie in that costume
[01:32.37]Is automatically, radically, ironically, chronically
[01:34.87]Certainly, curtainly, genetically, medically gay?
[01:37.36]Officially gay, officially gay, gay, gay, gay
[01:40.21]Dammit, gay or European?
[01:43.03]So stylish and relaxed
[01:44.64]Is he gay or European?
[01:46.55]I think his chest is waxed
[01:48.18]But they bring their boys up different
[01:50.12]There it's culturally diverse
[01:52.05]It's not a fashion curse
[01:53.76]If he wears a kilt or bears a purse
[01:55.96]Gay or just exotic?
[01:57.59]I still can't crack the code
[01:59.35]Yet, his accent is hypnotic
[02:01.03]But his shoes are pointy toed
[02:03.25]Gay or European?
[02:05.03]So many shades of gray
[02:06.72]But if he turns out straight
[02:08.58]I'm free at eight on Saturday
[02:10.38]Is he gay or European?
[02:12.08]Gay or European?
[02:13.32]Gay or Euro?
[02:14.45]Wait a minute
[02:15.26]Give me a chance to crack this guy
[02:17.01]I have an idea I'd like to try
[02:18.75]The floor is yours
[02:19.72]So, Mr. Argitacos
[02:22.50]This alleged affair with Ms. Windam
[02:24.21]Has been going on for? Two years
[02:26.24]And your first name again is? Nicos
[02:28.19]And your boyfriend's name is? Carlos
[02:31.10]I'm sorry, I misunderstand
[02:31.92]You say boyfriend
[02:33.43]I thought you say best friend, Carlos is my best friend
[02:36.66]You bastard, you lying bastard
[02:40.47]That's it, I no cover for you, no more
[02:43.26]Peoples, I have a big announcement
[02:47.00]This man is gay and European
[02:49.63]Whoa, and neither is his place
[02:51.60]You've got to stop your being a completely closet case
[02:55.24]It's me, not her he's seein'
[02:56.88]No matter what he say
[02:58.59]I swear, he never ever, ever swing the other way
[03:02.01]You are so gay, you big parfait
[03:04.16]You flaming boy in cabaret
[03:05.70]I'm straight
[03:06.09]You were not yesterday
[03:07.42]So if I may, I'm proud to say
[03:10.74]He's gay and European
[03:12.43]He's gay and European
[03:14.23]He's gay and European and gay
[03:18.34]Fine okay, I'm gay
[03:19.46]Hooray