[id:$00000000] [ar:Dan Bull/PewDiePie] [ti:PewDiePie Rap] [by:] [hash:d0805c8562f57e56a3e8baa42bc1f732] [al:] [sign:] [qq:] [total:0] [offset:0] [00:00.14]PewDiePie Rap - Dan Bull/PewDiePie [00:00.31]Written by：Dan Bull [00:11.79]Hey [00:12.21]This is PewDiePie's channel [00:14.19]And if you don't like that [00:15.51]I'll slap you with a fannel [00:16.65]Hop on my camel [00:17.89]And chase you to the north pole [00:19.65]Arghhhhhh [00:20.57]My camel's out of control [00:22.26]Run run [00:23.39]Call the police [00:24.75]I'm going to the zoo [00:25.84]There's animals to release [00:27.43]I take them all home [00:28.60]And show them my games [00:29.84]Take pictures of them all [00:31.21]And keep them in frames [00:33.08]He's name is PewDiePie [00:34.27]Ladies claim him a cutie pie [00:35.70]Million others disagree [00:36.74]And say he's just a stupid guy [00:38.19]So who is right look at the facts [00:39.70]Dudes that like him or that attack [00:40.99]Hang on a sec what does it matter refuse to fight is a horrible act [00:43.91]I could pick some bogeys out of my nose [00:46.00]Or watch something else that is gross with thousands of bros [00:48.65]I could learn to sew and make some outfits and clothes [00:51.05]Or I could buy a PewDiePie tee like thousands of bros [00:54.21]What you talking bout PewDiePie [00:56.58]Your not making any sense bro you be high [00:59.31]You could wear a new Gucci suit and groovy tie [01:01.85]But you'll never be as beautiful as PewDiePie [01:04.68]I'm taking in YouTube with a tutu [01:06.65]Woo hoo [01:07.59]I'm bigger than you you and you [01:09.37]Boo hoo [01:10.43]There's lots of dudes getting in feuds with pewds [01:12.43]But I'm confused in juice [01:13.79]And ready to bruise these noobs [01:15.25]I'm a velocirapper [01:17.56]Ferocious [01:18.30]A new subscriber every day since diplodocus [01:20.90]I'm clearly the dopest [01:22.11]The rest of you are hopeless [01:23.45]I'm on a global stage [01:24.95]Your in some sofas [01:26.27]You're bogus Hocus Pocus no focus [01:28.19]I can't decide if I give you a punch or a brofist [01:31.76]You look like you stole your sisters hair [01:34.00]Aww what you gonna do [01:35.32]Throw Mr. Chair [01:36.91]I could write poetry and flowery prose [01:39.14]Or I could argue in the comments with thousands of bros [01:41.83]I could water the garden I've got flowers to hose [01:44.39]Or I could stay inside the house online [01:46.22]With thousands of bros [01:47.52]What you talking bout PewDiePie [01:49.79]Your not making any sense bro you be high [01:52.49]You could wear a new Gucci suit and groovy tie [01:54.74]But you'll never be as beautiful as PewDiePie [01:57.95]Edgar Allen [01:59.90]Edgar Allen [02:01.09]Are you responsible for what I'm smelling [02:03.62]I'm rippedy rapping and bippedy bapping and hippedy hopping [02:05.42]There's no one stopping me [02:06.69]So whatever your watching [02:07.57]You better be stopping [02:08.37]And paying attention to [02:10.63]PewDiePie [02:12.03]Even sweeter than a blueberry pie [02:14.21]I feel like I'm motherf**king stuck in this duck [02:16.49]It makes me wanna quake like what the f**k is that [02:19.58]Genius Pewds strikes again [02:20.61]With the speed of Raikkonen [02:22.08]If I couldn't see his videos I think my life will end [02:25.07]So goodbye bros [02:26.21]Se you tomorrow [02:27.53]Yeah so goodbye bros [02:28.87]No stephanooooo [02:30.42]I could play MOBA games for hours until pro [02:32.52]Or I could chose to stay on YouTube [02:34.79]With thousands of bros [02:35.56]I could learn to sing to huge crowds at my shows [02:37.81]Or I could join the for this one [02:39.48]How does it goes [02:40.54]Oh [02:41.29]What you talking bout PewDiePie [02:43.20]Your not making any sense bro you be high [02:45.97]You could wear a new Gucci suit and groovy tie [02:48.43]But you'll never be as beautiful as PewDiePie [02:54.76]How's it going bros