Brad Paisley - Online
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[00:22.05]I work down at the Pizza Pit
[00:25.30]And I drive an old Hyundai
[00:29.23]I still live with my mom and dad
[00:32.40]I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight
[00:35.74]I'm a scifi fanatic
[00:37.74]A mild asthmatic
[00:39.64]And I've never been to second base
[00:42.76]But there's whole another me
[00:44.96]That you need to see
[00:46.86]Go checkout MySpace
[00:50.47]'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood
[00:54.00]I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
[00:57.68]I drive a Maserati
[00:58.98]I'm a black-belt in karate
[01:00.89]And I love a good glass of wine
[01:04.75]It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
[01:08.30]I tell them
[01:09.46]I don't want nothing serious
[01:11.96]'Cause even on a slow day
[01:13.90]I could have a three way
[01:15.97]Chat with two women at one time
[01:18.77]I’m so much cooler online
[01:22.86]So much cooler online
[01:26.78]When I get home I kiss my mom
[01:29.71]And she fixes me a snack
[01:33.62]And I head down to my basement bedroom
[01:37.60]And fire up my Mac
[01:41.14]In real life the only time
[01:43.34]I've ever even been to L.A
[01:47.42]Is when I got the chance
[01:49.57]with the marching band
[01:50.97]To play tuba in the Rose Parade
[01:55.26]Online I live in Malibu
[01:58.55]I pose for Calvin Klein,
[02:00.85] I've been in GQ
[02:02.32]I'm single and I'm rich
[02:03.85]And I've got a set of six pack abs
[02:06.47]that would blow your mind
[02:09.43]It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
[02:13.00]I tell them
[02:14.10]I don't want nothing serious
[02:16.68]'Cause even on a slow day
[02:18.54]I could have a three way
[02:20.32]Chat with two women at one time
[02:23.52]I’m so much cooler online
[02:27.44]Yeah, I'm cooler online
[02:30.85]When you got my kind of stats
[02:32.57]It's hard to get a date
[02:34.66]Let alone a real girlfriend
[02:37.92]But I grow another foot
[02:39.67]and I lose a bunch of weight
[02:41.78]Every time I login
[03:00.02]Online
[03:02.05]I'm out in Hollywood
[03:03.20]I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
[03:07.21]Even on a slow day
[03:08.97]I could have a three way
[03:11.01]Chat with two women at one time
[03:13.88]I'm so much cooler online
[03:17.79]Yeah, I'm cooler online
[03:21.30]I’m so much cooler online
[03:25.00]Yeah, I'm cooler online
[03:32.22]Yeah, I'm cooler online
[03:39.49]Yeah, I'll see ya online
[03:46.75]Hey, I'm cooler online