[ti:#selfie] [ar:Smith & Decker] [al:Make It Like Your Birthday - You're the One That I Love] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]#selfie - Smith & Decker [00:07.91]When Jason was at the table [00:09.27]I kept on seeing him look at me [00:10.40]When he was with that other girl [00:11.81]Do you think he was just doing that to make me jealous [00:14.06]Because he was totally texting me all night last night [00:16.73]And I don't know if it's a booty call or not [00:18.75]So what like what do you think [00:20.53]Did you think that girl was pretty [00:22.57]How did that girl even get in here [00:23.94]Did you see her [00:24.75]She's so short and that dress is so tacky [00:27.59]Who wears cheetah [00:28.98]It's not even Summer [00:29.78]Why does the DJ keep on playing Summertime Sadness [00:32.15]After we go to the bathroom can we go smoke a cigarette [00:34.55]I really need one [00:35.46]But first [00:36.50]Let me take a selfie [01:07.78]Can you guys help me pick a filter [01:09.19]I don't know if I should go with XX Pro or Valencia [01:11.56]I wanna look tan [01:12.50]What should my caption be [01:13.79]I want it to be clever [01:15.07]How about Livin' with my b***hes Hashtag live [01:17.76]I only got 10 likes in the last 5 minutes [01:19.79]Do you think I should take it down [01:21.34]Let me take another selfie [01:52.88]Wait pause Jason just liked my selfie [01:55.26]What a creep [01:56.19]Is that guy sleeping over there [01:57.82]Yeah the one next to the girl with no shoes on [02:00.17]That's so ratchet [02:01.88]That girl is such a fake model [02:03.55]She definitely bought all her Instagram followers [02:05.71]Who goes out on Mondays [02:07.39]Ok let's go take some shots [02:09.70]Oh no I feel like I'm gonna throw up [02:12.28]Oh wait never mind I'm fine [02:14.19]Let's go dance [02:15.17]There's no vodka at this table [02:16.91]Do you know anyone else here [02:18.06]Oh my god Jason just texted me [02:19.71]Should I go home with him [02:21.26]I guess I took a good selfie [02:59.07]Let me take a selfie