陈若瑜 - 倒霉孩子养成日记
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[00:00.08]一只鱼卡 - 倒霉孩子养成日记
[00:04.10]女:
[00:04.96]早餐是满满一杯讨厌的牛奶
[00:08.10]可爸爸说全部喝完才能补钙
[00:11.62]薯片能不能再多吃一袋
[00:14.70]不给就耍赖
[00:17.34]午饭有颜色超级难看的蔬菜
[00:19.98]但妈妈说挑食的孩子不可爱
[00:23.69]还罚我今晚电视不给看
[00:26.74]明明我很乖
[00:34.20]男:
[00:34.90]早上闹钟竟然没把我叫起来
[00:38.23]幸亏我跑得比那公交车还快
[00:41.51]到学校发现书包忘记带
[00:44.63]老师好无奈
[00:47.38]无所事事一整天全用来发呆
[00:50.19]正想着晚上回家可以看球赛
[00:53.83]是谁连累我电视不能开
[00:56.56]都是你不乖
[00:58.53]女:
[01:05.22]没有了动画片的晚上好难挨
[01:08.07]妈妈说钢琴曲要继续练起来
[01:11.64]弹十分钟手指就歇菜
[01:14.63]混混就过关
[01:17.06]哥哥今天对我也不理又不睬
[01:20.27]说作业好多转头就把房门关
[01:23.70]拜托借口不要这么烂
[01:26.54]一眼就识穿
[01:28.41]男:
[01:35.29]今天怎么没人愿意陪我打怪
[01:38.18]突然间老爸一推门就走进来
[01:41.58]要跟我谈谈早恋的危害
[01:44.61]大脑一片空白
[01:47.03]是谁跟爹妈瞎掰我被班花甩
[01:50.00]傻傻一个人在房间思念成灾
[01:53.79]摊上这造谣的小坏蛋
[01:56.53]承认我完败