[id:$00000000] [ti:Offended] [ar:Eminem] [al:Revival] [by:] [00:00.00]Offended (Explicit) - Eminem (埃米纳姆) [00:00.09]Written by：Marshall Mathers [00:00.19]You claim if you get knocked by the cops [00:01.78]You'll give 'em not even a statement [00:03.98]Walk in the arraignment s***t the bailiff [00:05.42]Karate kick the plaintiff [00:07.43]Gotti with the stainless [00:08.34]I'll just call it shoddy entertainment [00:10.11]If y'all was in the party gettin' faded [00:11.72]On molly had the audience sedated [00:13.65]You wouldn't catch a body if it fainted [00:15.29]Probably let it fall and hit the pavement [00:16.96]But you'd be the first lobbyin' to claim it [00:18.93]***** stop bein' a lame [00:20.13]Your hobby isn't robbery and dismemberin' body limbs [00:23.02]Like you was Tommy Lynn Sells [00:24.22]And chainsawing them in the basement [00:25.47]Hardly fits your job description [00:26.79]Ain't nobody dippin' out the back of the club like Oh my God he's trippin' [00:29.21]Only time you get the blade is probably with the dang lawn equipment ain't it [00:32.67]Wouldn't take a bobby pin and wave it [00:36.27]I need to stop bein' debated [00:37.83]You're still copyin' Xeroxing I'm still coppin' a feel [00:41.13]Like Bill Cosby at will popping a pill then spill Oxys in Jill's coffee [00:44.99]Then send her out to the hotel lobby a lil' wobbly and still groggy [00:48.67]This blonde ****'s reprehensible misconducts never sensible [00:52.06]Kiss my butt my set of principles is gone [00:54.30]But 'til I get the President to respond [00:55.99]My pen and pencil is a missile launcher [00:57.75]And send it to Mitch McConnell [00:58.76]Just as big of a b**th as Donald [01:00.37]****'s on bruh [01:02.57]Let me sing this **** soprano [01:03.64]While I do it pizzicato [01:04.68]Ivanka stiff arm her [01:06.60]While I'm hittin' on Melania [01:08.17]And this song's for all ya [01:09.66]'Cause nobody likes me everybody hates me [01:11.22]They want me to go eat some worms [01:12.78]I hope you offended [01:13.51]And drag my name through the mud through the dirt [01:15.51]But I'ma make you eat your words [01:16.82]I hope you offended [01:17.58]You can try to hold me down but you better let me up [01:19.71]'Cause you're only gonna make things worse [01:21.13]I hope you offended [01:21.89]'Cause I swear when I get up I'm never gonna let up [01:23.67]'Til everybody eats my turds [01:26.43]These drums and hard snares bring out the worst in me [01:28.65]Like Justin Ross Harris at a nursery [01:30.70]Goin' ham at candy yam on nanny cam [01:32.55]I'm gettin' handys with the zanny Xannys in the Caddy armrest [01:35.05]I'm imagining objects so I'm batting cobwebs [01:36.55]From a daddy longleg [01:38.09]And Hamtramck got the panoramic camera [01:39.70]Xanax a banana hammock and a Santa hat [01:41.48]I'm smellin' like a damn mechanic [01:42.90]With a chick that looks like Janet Jackson with a Spanish accent [01:45.60]Twice your age and I'm actin' half it [01:48.83]Grow up Nah [01:49.61]Not that I know of y'all [01:51.41]Basement just got a frickin' overhaul got a stripper pole installed [01:54.36]Started rollin' all through those Klonopins like a bowlin' ball [01:56.99]Like an overdose on twice the ratio of Propofol and go through no withdrawal [02:00.43]While I get ******** [02:01.38]And give a facial to an interracial blow-up doll of Rachel Dolezal [02:05.53]You're so appalled em so's my manager [02:07.71]***** I'm amateur **** a pro career [02:09.54]Coast is clear but nowhere to go from here [02:11.68]And nobody's close so don't compare [02:12.92]They ain't nowhere near I'm way over here [02:14.72]My competition can't see me [02:17.32]'Cause I don't own a mirror [02:19.60]But Marshall you are terrific so smart and gifted [02:21.82]I'm so narcissistic when I fart I sniff it [02:23.48]Do a fake dab to smell my armpits whiff it [02:25.56]Your anxiety's throwin' gang signs [02:27.19]But I made strides with these R**e lines [02:28.91]I'm cuttin' back on women hate crimes [02:30.43]Like Ray Rice when he FaceTimes [02:32.40]Bang bang bang bang time [02:34.11]Dang knives'll butcher them gay wives [02:35.82]You're gonna need sutures the same size [02:37.65]As the blade I push into captcha [02:38.85]When I pull 'em like sleigh rides [02:40.94]Gotta stab a b**th at least eight times [02:42.64]To make it on Dateline [02:43.80]I came to stake my claim like a canine [02:45.85]Waitin' in a buffet line [02:47.93]So Kellyanne Conway I'm a really bad hombre [02:50.82]Come play belly dance on me [02:52.55]I've been making wedding plans all day [02:54.79]'Cause nobody likes me everybody hates me [02:56.38]They want me to go eat some worms [02:58.02]I hope you offended [02:58.83]And drag my name through the mud through the dirt [03:00.67]But I'ma make you eat your words [03:02.07]I hope you offended [03:02.73]You can try to hold me down but you better let me up [03:05.02]'Cause you're only gonna make things worse [03:06.30]I hope you offended [03:07.12]'Cause I swear when I get up I'm never gonna let up [03:08.96]'Til everybody eats my turds [03:12.47]Eight year old with the wordplay [03:13.67]Girl take this pole like a survey [03:15.53]Today wasn't my birthday [03:16.93]But I'm caked up like a dessert tray [03:19.84]So we're in shape [03:20.73]'Cause you're in a slurrin' state [03:21.89]I'm a ten you're an eight like [03:24.03]What I do before after and during R**e [03:26.78]You wanna get into a pissin' contest and find out who's better [03:28.97]And they made a fool out of what I pulled out him [03:30.68]R. Kelly with a full bladder [03:33.18]Non-high school grad I'm not a scholar [03:34.40]But I'm so cold when I'm droppin' knowledge [03:35.62]My degrees is the same as I got in college zero [03:37.85]But nobody's hotter you owe me my respect [03:39.64]I owe you nada like Haloti partner that blow me [03:41.44]Told you I'm so dirty homie you can throw me in some holy water [03:43.59]With some floaties on [03:44.51]And get the soap and try to get the Pope to hold me [03:46.53]While you hose me off And nope I won't be washed [03:48.25]You hope to God I don't explode I gotta blow this spot up though [03:50.30]I got a lotta more [03:51.31]I won't put the sugar coating on it though [03:53.34]'Cause sometimes you can feel like your energy's expired [03:55.63]Rap's got you drained dead tired zapped [03:57.96]You feel like a wet pile of crap [03:59.48]But look man like the feds buggin' my phone uh huh [04:01.80]I get why you're tapped [04:02.91]But you gotta get your fire back [04:04.41]Catch fire get upset and fire back [04:06.90]Is what I tell myself [04:08.57]When times get bad [04:09.95]'Cause sometimes I might get sad [04:11.44]Well I take the same advice I had [04:13.33]And tell myself like I used to tell Hailie when life's a drag [04:16.77]Told her to do like her dad don't cry get mad [04:20.68]'Cause little baby powders belong in diaper bags [04:23.64]I'm hyper by the time you see this side of me [04:25.68]I'm right in your *** [04:27.52]Foot up it [04:28.00]I stood up for the kid [04:29.09]Who had to put up with the bullies at his school [04:30.89]At his school [04:31.44]You ain't have to have no money [04:32.40]Or go shoppin' just to cop a ******* attitude [04:34.71]Now my dough's amountin' to a mountain it's rised too high to count it [04:37.37]Never asked to be rich [04:38.21]All I did was wish I had a dime for every time [04:40.02]That I was doubted [04:41.49]But then I think about it then I'm enraged [04:43.19]'Cause I just figured out that if I was paid [04:44.78]For the time I spent to put the pen to the page [04:46.18]It'd be minimum wage [04:48.18]But it's embedded in my head I never hunted for the bread and butter [04:49.68]What I wanted was to be the one that they was scared of [04:51.57]But I'm never gonna get the credit for the sweat [04:52.65]And blood I put up in the pen [04:53.45]And when I'm dead I wonder will they put me on a pedestal [04:54.89]Or forget I was ever this incredible [04:55.90]I guess I better go harder than ever 'cause I'll never get [04:57.67]Another ************ opportunity again [04:59.21]To offend as many people with this I can simply because I can [05:02.07]'Cause nobody likes me everybody hates me [05:04.07]They want me to go eat some worms [05:05.62]I hope you offended [05:06.24]And drag my name through the mud through the dirt [05:07.97]But I'ma make you eat your words [05:09.51]I hope you offended [05:10.57]You can try to hold me down but you better let me up [05:12.46]'Cause you're only gonna make things worse [05:13.89]I hope you offended [05:14.62]'Cause I swear when I get up I'm never gonna let up [05:16.57]'Til everybody eats my turds