[id:$00000000] [ar:Dan Bull] [ti:Nether Zombie Pigman Minecraft Rap] [by:低调] [hash:8f1865f9ae2a47b60edf28477096a80a] [al:Generation Gaming XVIII] [sign:] [qq:] [total:127608] [offset:0] [00:00.27]Pigman [00:00.98]My name's Dan and I'm a Pigman [00:02.89]Let me show around the nether, Pigman [00:04.77]My name's Dan and I'm a Pigman hanging with my Pigman gang [00:07.54]And we'll be found underground deep down in the nether [00:09.55]Nether region covered by a brown bit of leather [00:11.34]With a wibble and a wobble through the purple portal [00:13.18]You're living in a world that'll hurt all mortals [00:15.07]Stay alert or you'll hurtle and fall in a gorge [00:17.25]And the gore that results will be awful, caution [00:19.38]You better be warned to be cautious [00:20.78]Never snort nether wart in the nether fortress [00:22.63]Hope you thought to have brought enough torches [00:24.54]This isn't the sort of resort to be thoughtless [00:25.88]Enduring it will take up all your resources [00:28.26]You could end up on the floor feeling nauseous [00:30.23]Did you fall for us, of course, this is courtship, no? [00:32.28]Soz your lordship, I thought we could all kiss [00:34.04]Fed up and we're bored of you calling us porkers [00:35.82]We're the Pigmen and we're all frigging gorgeous [00:37.13]Pigman [00:38.52]My name's Dan and I'm a Pigman [00:40.39]Let me show around the nether, Pigman [00:42.22]My name's Dan and I'm a Pigman hanging with my Pigman gang [00:45.06]We're the Pigmen [00:46.01]Live in a den with other Pigmen [00:47.94]I consider my friends, you'll find the Pigmen [00:49.77]In the Obsidian dimension, where the Pigmen live in a big pig pen [00:52.64]The other Pigmen claim I'm a clever clogs [00:54.46]So let me tell you all about the other nether mobs [00:56.43]In the nether, I wonder whether you've ever seen a [00:58.19]Wither with a skeleton [00:58.88]With a wither skeleton [00:59.96]Have you ever been aghast [01:00.85]At a ghast as it blasts [01:02.01]Burning gas at your ass [01:02.86]That could shatter a glass [01:03.79]So attack! [01:04.67]And when the thing disappears [01:06.49]It can ac-tually bring you to tears [01:07.78]Like a sad book or some tragic news [01:09.35]Or perhaps a man hug from a magma cube [01:11.27]I assume that isn't gonna happen again [01:12.90]Like a baby pig sat on the back of a hen [01:14.98]Be warned of the lust for chasing the blaze rod [01:16.98]Or you'll end up more lost than a stray dog [01:18.90]In trouble, lava bubbles like a hot tub of Radox [01:20.77]You're just another name jotted in the case log [01:22.73]Longer than the list of the mobs in this place [01:24.50]There's plenty more brought friends to play with [01:26.49]Have you fought twenty blazes [01:28.54]Avoided Enderman gazes? [01:30.23]Attempt to make sense of the empty page [01:32.02]Though the map won't show how immense this cave is [01:33.89]Like Big Ben, it's surrounded by Pigmen [01:35.73]Ooh political, can you tell what I did then? [01:37.61]Pigman [01:38.51]My name's Dan and I'm a Pigman [01:40.32]Let me show around the nether, Pigman [01:42.17]My name's Dan and I'm a Pigman hanging with my Pigman gang [01:45.08]We're the Pigmen [01:45.99]Live in a den with other Pigmen [01:47.85]I consider my friends, you'll find the Pigmen [01:49.72]In the Obsidian dimension, where the Pigmen live in a big pig pen [01:52.59]Pig pig men, pig pig men [01:54.45]Pig pig men, piggy pig pig men [01:56.27]Pig pig men, pig pig men [01:58.15]Piggedy piggedy piggedy piggedy pig pig men