[id:$00000000] [ar:] [ti:] [by:] [00:00.00]Jack Sparrow - The Lonely Island/Michael Bolton (迈克尔.伯顿) [00:00.52]Written by：The Lonely Island [00:01.05]Guys michael bolton is here [00:02.26]Oh great send him in [00:03.77]Hey guys [00:04.30]Hey thanks for coming [00:05.28]How's it going [00:06.66]I'm really sorry I'm late [00:07.96]I just got caught up watching the pirates of the Caribbean marathon [00:10.30]Have you seen those things [00:11.87]Oh yeah yeah those are those are great [00:12.97]Well I checked out the track and I loved it [00:14.57]And I wrote you this big sexy hook I think you're gonna really dig [00:17.56]Oh wow that's great awesome [00:19.11]You wanna just lay it down [00:20.30]Boys let's get to it to it to it to it [00:26.40]Uh lonely island Michael Bolton yeah [00:30.67]The night starts now [00:31.71]Together on the track the boys are back [00:34.88]The night starts now [00:36.15]Night starts now baby roll with us [00:37.80]Chickens snapping at the neck when we rollin' up rollin' up [00:40.95]Blow through the doors ain't no holdin' up [00:42.86]Black card at the bar like I gives a f** k come on [00:46.01]Ladies shifty eyed when we walk into the set [00:48.15]F** k the fellas looking jealous [00:49.92]Play the back and get wet yeah yeah [00:51.45]Three pound in my waist shank in my sock [00:52.96]You either get cut get stuffed or get shot [00:55.42]This is the tale of captain jack sparrow [01:00.66]Pirate so brave on the seven seas what [01:05.41]A mystical quest to the isle of Tortuga [01:10.23]Raven locks sway on the ocean's breeze [01:15.49]Yeah that was kinda weird but we're back in the club [01:17.73]Buying up the bar so the groupies show us love keira knight ley [01:20.59]Motherf**king ice man I'm the top gunner [01:22.69]Heater on blast I'm the number one stunner jack sparrow [01:25.04]Watch it girl cause I ain't your mr nice guy [01:28.07]More like the meet ya take you home and f** k you twice guy [01:30.74]Yeah yeah [01:31.20]All dressed up with nowhere to run [01:32.64]And now I make you feel crazy with the [01:34.47]Now back to the good part [01:35.54]From the day he was born [01:37.21]He yearned for adventure no [01:40.11]Old captain jack yeah [01:42.31]Giving them what for [01:44.79]He's the pauper of the surf [01:46.90]The jester of Tortuga oh god [01:50.42]But is Davy Jones locker [01:52.16]What lies in store yeah we've seen the movie [01:55.81]Throw your hands in the air [01:56.88]And say hell yeah [01:57.51]Captain jack what [01:58.80]Johnny Depp no [01:59.90]From the front to the back [02:01.10]Say we count stacks c'mon [02:02.17]Davy Jones nope [02:03.70]Giant squid wrong [02:04.97]Michael Bolton we're really gonna need you to focus up [02:07.15]Roger that let me try it with another film wait [02:09.61]Life is a box of chocolates and my name is Forrest grump not better [02:14.81]Though I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed [02:16.94]I give jenny all my love come on [02:19.55]Okay then I'm a legal aid [02:21.75]Erin Rostropovich is my name oh god [02:24.45]Then you can call me scar face [02:26.70]Snortin' mountains of coc*ine close enough [02:29.61]You cockroaches wanna play rough [02:31.92]Okay I'm reloaded ha ha [02:35.20]This is the tale of tony Montana [02:39.56]Cuba no flame with the Miami nuts [02:43.60]Take it home [02:44.33]Got a base head wife [02:46.15]But her womb is polluted [02:49.04]This whole town's a pu**y [02:51.48]Just waiting to get f** ked [02:54.34]Just waiting to get f** ked [02:56.56]Okay it turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile [02:59.51]You complete me yeah yeah okay