[ti:Criminal] [ar:Eminem] [al:Curtain Call: The Hits (Deluxe Version)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:02.12]A lot of people ask me stupid f**king questions [00:06.39] [00:08.75]A lot of people think that what I say on records [00:11.84] [00:12.39]Or what I talk about on a record [00:14.16] [00:14.77]That I actually do in real life [00:17.25]Or that I believe in it [00:18.53] [00:20.06]Or if I say that I wanna kill somebody that [00:23.08] [00:24.17]I'm actually gonna do it [00:25.19] [00:25.89]Or that I believe in it [00:27.05] [00:28.90]Well sh*t if you believe that [00:31.84] [00:32.66]Then I'll kill you [00:33.53] [00:35.61]You know why [00:36.43] [00:37.40]Cause I'm a [00:37.97]Criminal [00:38.88] [00:42.56]Criminal [00:43.17] [00:45.45]You god d**n right [00:46.65] [00:47.16]I'm a criminal [00:48.16] [00:51.67]Yeah I'm a criminal [00:52.72] [00:56.57]My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge [00:58.55]That'll stab you in the head [00:59.86]Whether you're a fag or lez [01:01.22] [01:03.50]Pants or dress hate fags the answer's yes [01:05.97]Homophobic nah you're just heterophobic [01:07.63] [01:08.17]Staring at my jeans watching my genitals bulging [01:10.47]That's my motherf**king balls [01:11.94]You'd better let go of em [01:12.95]They belong in my scrotum [01:14.11]You'll never get hold of em [01:15.12]Hey it's me versace [01:16.08] [01:16.71]Whoops somebody shot me [01:17.88]And I was just checking the mail [01:19.22]Get it checking the 'male' [01:20.51]How many records you expecting to sell [01:22.22]After your second lp sends you directly to jail [01:24.59]C'mon relax guy I like gay men [01:27.01] [01:30.04]Please lord this boy needs jesus [01:31.96]Heal this child help us destroy these demons [01:34.38]Oh and please send me a brand new car [01:36.48]And a prostitute while my wife's sick in the hospital [01:39.29]Preacher preacher fifth grade teacher [01:41.45]You can't reach me my mom can't neither [01:43.81]You can't teach me a godd**n thing cause [01:46.15]I watch tv and comcast cable [01:48.35]And you ain't able to stop these thoughts [01:50.74]You can't stop me from topping these charts [01:53.09]And you can't stop me from dropping each march [01:55.42]With a brand new cd for these f**king retards [01:57.73]Duhhh and to think it's just little ol' me [02:00.16]Mr don't give a f**k still won't leave [02:02.31]I'm a criminal [02:03.01]Cause every time I write a rhyme these people think it's a crime [02:05.37]To tell em what's on my mind I guess I'm a criminal [02:07.70]But I don't gotta say a word I just flip em the bird [02:09.89]And keep going I don't take sh*t from no one [02:11.74]I'm a criminal [02:12.23]Cause every time I write a rhyme these people think it's a crime [02:14.65]To tell em what's on my mind I guess I'm a criminal [02:17.00]But I don't gotta say a word I just flip em the bird [02:19.36]And keep going I don't take sh*t from no one [02:21.18]My mother did d**gs hard liquor cigarettes and speed [02:23.39]The baby came out disfigured ligaments indeed [02:25.72]It was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as she [02:28.17]Don't dare make fun of that baby cause that baby was me [02:30.45]I'm a criminal an animal caged who turned crazed [02:32.86]But how the f**k you supposed to grow up when you weren't raised [02:35.45]So as I got older and I got a lot taller [02:37.65]My d**k shrunk smaller but my balls got larger [02:40.13]I drink more liquor to f**k you up quicker [02:42.25]Than you'd wanna f**k me up for saying the word [02:44.56]My morals went thhbbpp when the president got oral [02:46.81]S*x in his oval office on top of his desk [02:48.88]Off of his own employee [02:50.54]Now don't ignore me you won't avoid me [02:51.98] [02:53.23]And my nose is pointy [02:54.12]I'm the bad guy who makes fun of people that die [02:56.56]In plane crashes and laughs [02:57.59]As long as it ain't happened to him [02:59.26]Slim shady I'm as crazy as em [03:00.93]Inem and kim combined kch the maniac's in [03:03.45]Replacing the doctor cause dre couldn't make it today [03:05.71]He's a little under the weather so I'm taking his place [03:08.03] [03:10.39]Don't make me kill him too and spray his brains all over the place [03:12.68]I told you dre you should've kept that thang put away [03:15.09]I guess that'll teach you not to let me play with it eh [03:17.51]I'm a criminal [03:18.61] [03:21.53]Aight look uh huh just go up in that motherf**ker [03:23.78] [03:24.29]Get the motherf**king money and get the f**k up outta there [03:26.46]Aight [03:26.76]I'll be right here waiting on you [03:28.08]Aight [03:28.71]Yo em [03:29.58]What [03:30.21]Don't kill nobody this time [03:31.56]Awwright god d**n f**k [03:34.80] [03:55.53]Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it [03:57.60]So when I rob a bank run out and just dive in it [04:00.11]So I'll be disguised in it [04:01.36]And if anybody identifies the guy in it [04:03.56]I'll hide for five minutes [04:04.82]Come back shoot the eyewitness [04:06.63]Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business [04:09.68]Die b**ches bastards brats pets [04:11.94]This puppy's lucky I didn't blast his a** yet [04:14.07]If I ever gave a f**k I'd shave my nuts [04:16.53]Tuck my d**k in between my legs and cluck [04:18.83]You motherf**king chickens ain't brave enough [04:20.97]To say the stuff I say so just tape it shut [04:23.37]Sh*t half the sh*t I say I just make it up [04:25.64]To make you mad so kiss my white naked a** [04:28.28]And if it's not a rapper that I make it as [04:30.56]I'm a be a f**king rapist in a jason mask [04:32.84]I'm a criminal [04:33.38]Cause every time I write a rhyme these people think it's a crime [04:35.85]To tell em what's on my mind I guess I'm a criminal [04:38.23]But I don't gotta say a word I just flip em the bird [04:40.35]And keep going I don't take sh*t from no one [04:42.00]I'm a criminal [04:42.90]Cause every time I write a rhyme these people think it's a crime [04:45.26]To tell em what's on my mind I guess I'm a criminal [04:47.60]But I don't gotta say a word I just flip em the bird [04:49.93]And keep going I don't take sh*t from no one [04:51.57]I'm a criminal [04:52.32]Cause every time I write a rhyme these people think it's a crime [04:54.56]To tell em what's on my mind I guess I'm a criminal [04:57.01]But I don't gotta say a word I just flip em the bird [04:59.29]And keep going I don't take sh*t from no one [05:00.80]I'm a criminal [05:01.64]Cause every time I write a rhyme these people think it's a crime [05:03.99]To tell em what's on my mind I guess I'm a criminal [05:06.44]But I don't gotta say a word I just flip em the bird [05:08.54]And keep going I don't take sh*t from no one [05:10.27]I'm a criminal