[id:$00000000] [ti:Foil] [ar:Weird Al Yankovic] [00:00.26]Foil - Weird Al Yankovic [00:00.50]I never seem to finish all my food [00:05.90]I always get a doggie bag from the waiter [00:11.37]So I just keep what's still unchewed [00:16.82]And I take it home save it for later [00:22.37]But then I deal with fungal rot bacterial formation [00:26.18]Microbes enzymes mould and oxidation [00:28.95]I don't care I've got a secret trick up my sleeve [00:33.57]I never bother with baggies glass jars tupperware containers [00:37.31]Plastic cling wrap really a no-brainer [00:40.23]I just like to keep all my flavours sealed in tight [00:44.89]With aluminum foil [00:48.74]Never settle for less [00:51.12]That kind of wrap is just the best [00:53.81]To keep your sandwich nice and fresh [00:56.09]Stick it in your cooler [00:59.74]Eat it when you're ready [01:01.88]But maybe you'll choose [01:06.50]A refreshing herbal tea [01:11.61]Mmm lovely [01:13.11]Oh by the way I've cracked the code [01:18.69]I've figured out these shadow organizations [01:24.16]And the Illuminati know [01:29.49]That they're finally primed for world domination [01:35.15]And soon you've got black helicopters comin' cross the border [01:39.07]Puppet masters for the New World Order [01:41.83]Be aware: there's always someone that's watching you [01:46.43]And still the government won't admit they faked the whole moon landing [01:50.24]Thought control rays psychotronic scanning [01:52.96]Don't mind that I'm protected cause I made this hat [01:57.63]From aluminum foil [02:01.44]Wear a hat that's foil lined [02:03.75]In case an alien's inclined [02:06.46]To probe your butt or read your mind [02:09.12]Looks a bit peculiar [02:12.51]Seems a little crazy [02:14.69]But someday I'll prove [02:19.32]There's a big conspiracy