[ti:Crocodile Song] [ar:Janis Ian] [al:Folk Is the New Black] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Crocodile Song - Janis Ian [00:04.79]Written by：Janis Ian [00:09.58]There was a lady name of Annie May [00:13.46]She fell in love at the zoo one day [00:16.64]That crocodile with the big white smile [00:21.05]Stole her very heart away [00:25.67]The courtship was brief but quite intense [00:29.77]Once he got under the barbed wire fence [00:33.14]On the honeymoon night [00:34.71]She turned on the light [00:36.98]And said darling meaning no offense [00:41.38]Good god almighty those teeth are huge [00:45.49]No way I'll do the hokey pokey with you [00:49.34]So they went to the dentist who pulled all but two [00:53.11]It's amazing what love can do [00:57.24]It's amazing what love can do [01:08.58]They had a son and named him rocky of course [01:12.56]He fell for a gal on the police force [01:15.82]She was impressed with his bullet proof vest [01:19.92]So they let the romance run its course [01:24.69]They rented a room at the hotel Ritz [01:28.75]They sat on the edge of the bed and kissed [01:32.17]She took off her blues he took off his shoes [01:36.11]It was then she almost called it quits [01:39.81]She said good god almighty those nails are huge [01:44.52]No hanky panky or it's jail for you [01:48.35]So he pulled them all out [01:50.15]Just as fast as he could chew [01:52.21]It's amazing what love can do [01:56.14]It's amazing what love can do [02:07.43]I swear every word of my tale is true [02:11.66]You better be careful it could happen to you [02:15.13]Nobody knows where true love grows [02:18.90]'Til they stand in someone else's shoes [02:23.05]Good god almighty it's a funny old world [02:27.23]Boys will be boys and girls'll be girls [02:31.25]The whole darn thing is just one big zoo [02:34.99]And it's amazing what love can do [02:39.11]It's amazing what love can do [02:43.23]It's amazing what love can do