[ti:Divorce Me C.O.D.] [ar:Merle Travis] [al:The Ultimate Collection] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Divorce Me C.O.D. - Merle Travis [00:06.60]I just bought me a great long ticket [00:09.17]I'm gonna use it at 4 pm [00:11.78]So you can call your secret love and tell the news to him [00:17.04]You thought your little romance was on the strict Q T [00:22.24]So if you want your freedom P.D.Q. Divorce me C.O.D. [00:27.16]I won't be round to hear you cry [00:32.30]I'm Texas bound and bye and bye [00:38.12]You can reach me down in Dallas at general delivery [00:43.58]So if you want your freedom P.D.Q. Divorce me C.O.D. [01:31.60]There's gonna come a day gal when you'll be feeling blue [01:36.67]You'll find you can't pay your bills with a little ole' I.O.U. [01:41.98]This dynamite your messing with may be T.N.T. [01:47.19]So if you want your freedom P.D.Q. Divorce me C.O.D. [01:52.22]No need to fall down on your knees [01:57.37]Cause I know all my A.B.C.'s [02:03.20]I ain't no college professor I ain't got no P.H.D. [02:08.46]So if you want your freedom P.D.Q. Divorce me C.O.D. [02:34.29]I won't be around to hear you cry [02:39.55]I'm Texas bound and bye and bye [02:45.38]You can reach me down in Dallas at general delivery [02:50.65]So if you want your freedom P.D.Q. Divorce me C.O.D.