[id:$00000000] [ar:Eminem] [ti:The Real Slim Shady] [by:] [hash:8dffaafa291628611d29eb223c37a27c] [al:] [sign:] [qq:] [total:0] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Eminem - The Real Slim Shady [00:00.90]Written by：Marshall Mathers/Andre R. Young/Mike Elizondo/T. Coster [00:03.17]May I have your attention please [00:06.27]May I have your attention please [00:09.00]Will the real Slim Shady please stand up [00:12.56]I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up [00:17.17]We're gonna have a problem here [00:18.40]Y'all act like you never seen a white person before [00:20.74]Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door [00:23.55]And started whoopin' her a** worse than before [00:25.26]They first were divorced throwin' her over furniture aww [00:27.64]It's the return of the ah wait no way you're kidding [00:30.30]He didn't just say what I think he did did he [00:32.63]And Dr. Dre said nothing you idiots [00:35.17]Dr. Dre's dead he's locked in my basement ha ha [00:37.49]Feminist women love Eminem [00:38.85]Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him [00:41.28]Look at him walkin' around grabbin' his you know what [00:43.78]Flippin' the you know who yeah but he's so cute though [00:46.36]Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose [00:48.62]But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms [00:50.84]Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose [00:53.29]But can't but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose [00:55.55]My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips [00:57.66]And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss [01:00.00]And that's the message that we deliver to little kids [01:02.18]And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is [01:04.45]Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is [01:06.44]By the time they hit fourth grade [01:07.71]They've got the Discovery Channel don't they [01:09.33]We ain't nothin' but mammals well some of us cannibals [01:12.21]Who cut other people open like cantaloupes [01:14.12]But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes [01:16.18]Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope [01:18.80]But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote [01:20.88]Women wave your pantyhose sing the chorus and it goes [01:23.08]I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady [01:25.08]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [01:27.31]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up [01:29.85]Please stand up please stand up [01:32.28]'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady [01:34.19]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [01:36.52]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up [01:39.07]Please stand up please stand up [01:41.36]Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records [01:43.63]Well I do so f**k him and f**k you too [01:46.04]You think I give a damn about a Grammy [01:47.75]Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me [01:50.44]But Slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird [01:52.63]Why so you guys could just lie to get me here [01:54.93]So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears [01:57.21]Sh*t Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs [01:59.54]So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst [02:01.84]And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first [02:04.13]Little b**ch put me on blast on MTV [02:06.43]Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hee hee [02:08.75]I should download her audio on MP3 [02:10.98]And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD [02:13.45]I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups [02:15.52]All you do is annoy me so I have been sent here to destroy you [02:18.28]And there's a million of us just like me [02:20.12]Who cuss like me who just don't give a f**k like me [02:22.58]Who dress like me walk talk and act like me [02:24.88]And just might be the next best thing but not quite me [02:27.30]'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady [02:29.35]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [02:31.60]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up [02:34.13]Please stand up please stand up [02:36.52]'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady [02:38.54]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [02:40.68]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up [02:43.29]Please stand up please stand up [02:45.53]I'm like a head trip to listen to [02:46.92]'Cause I'm only givin' you [02:48.02]Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room [02:50.66]The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all [02:53.18]And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all [02:55.57]I just get on the mic and spit it [02:57.17]And whether you like to admit it I just sh*t it [02:59.20]Better than 90% of you rappers out can [03:01.26]Then you wonder how can [03:02.31]Kids eat up these albums like Valiums [03:04.18]It's funny 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm 30 [03:06.41]I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting [03:08.61]Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens [03:10.90]And I'm jerking but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working [03:13.21]And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking [03:15.42]He could be working at Burger King spittin' on your onion rings [03:18.03]Or in the parking lot circling screaming I don't give a f**k [03:20.94]With his windows down and his system up [03:22.66]So will the real Shady please stand up [03:24.63]And put one of those fingers on each hand up [03:26.88]And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control [03:29.17]And one more time loud as you can how does it go [03:31.67]I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady [03:33.63]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [03:35.93]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up [03:38.37]Please stand up please stand up [03:40.72]'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady [03:42.80]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [03:45.07]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up [03:47.60]Please stand up please stand up [03:50.04]'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady [03:52.14]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [03:54.32]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up [03:56.75]Please stand up please stand up [03:59.16]'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady [04:01.20]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [04:03.24]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up [04:05.99]Please stand up please stand up [04:09.15]Ha ha I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us [04:14.57]F**k it let's all stand up