[id:$00000000] [ar:Andrew Lloyd Webber] [ti:The Naming of Cats] [by:] [hash:c1500757ff2accbca2e1177b2e8e7132] [al:] [sign:] [qq:] [total:0] [offset:0] [00:00.27]Andrew Lloyd Webber - The Naming of Cats [00:08.90]The naming of cats is a difficult matter [00:12.39]It isn't just one of your holiday games [00:16.56]You may think at first I'm as mad as a hatter [00:20.13]When I tell you a cat must have three different names [00:23.94]First of all there's the name that the family use daily [00:27.75]Such as Peter Augustus Alonzo or James [00:31.74]Such as Victor or Jonathan George or Bill Baily - [00:36.23]All of them sensible everyday names [00:39.79]There are fancier names if you think they sound sweeter [00:43.84]Some for the gentlemen some for the dames [00:47.48]Such as Plato Admetus Electra Demeter - [00:51.65]But all of them sensible everyday names [00:55.28]But I tell you a cat needs a name that's particular [00:59.09]A name that's peculiar and more dignified [01:02.63]Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular [01:06.53]Or spread out his whiskers or cherish his pride [01:10.46]Of names of this kind I can give you a quorum [01:14.57]Such as Munkustrap Quaxo or Coricopat [01:17.52]Such as Bombalurina or else Jellylorum - [01:22.01]Names that never belong to more than one cat [01:26.37]But above and beyond there's still one name left over [01:29.93]And that is the name that you never will guess; [01:33.43]The name that no human research can discover [01:37.22]But the cat himself knows and will never confess [01:41.35]When you notice a cat in profound meditation [01:45.40]The reason I tell you is always the same [01:48.90]His mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation [01:52.65]Of the thought of the thought of the thought of his name [01:59.00]His ineffable effable effanineffable [02:07.62]Deep and inscrutable singular name [02:15.17]Name name name name name name