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Afroman - Crazy Rap
[00:00.50]a minute' man Hey' check this out' tell it It was this blind man' right [00:04.00]Man' check this out- it was this blind man' right [00:06.24]He was feelin' his way down the street with this stick' right [00:08.74]Hey He walked past this fish market' you know what I'm sayin' [00:11.98]He stopped' he took a deep breath' he said' [00:15.85]Woooooo' good morning' ladies [00:20.35]You like that sh*t' man Hey' man' I got a gang of that sh*t' man [00:24.15]I tell you what- my man on the guitar' fool on the drums' [00:28.75]Everybody just crowd around the mic' I'll tell you all these mutha-f**kin' jokes [00:32.81]But first' I'ma start it off like this Hey' help me sing it' homeboy ) [00:36.80]Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that's all we need [00:42.04]We can go to the park after dark' smoke that tumbleweed [00:46.97]And as the m*******a burns we can take our turns' singing them dirty rap songs [00:51.78]Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong' sell tapes from here to Hong Kong [00:56.58]So roll' roll' roll my joint Pick out the seeds and stems [01:01.45]Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale' skatin' on Dayton rims [01:06.44]So roll' roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville [01:11.06]If my tapes and my cds just don't sell' I bet my caddy will [01:15.92]Well it was just sundown in a small white town They call it Eastside Palmdale [01:20.79]When the Afroman walked through the white land' houses went up for sale [01:25.35]Well' I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap cds when I met a little girl named Jan [01:30.43]I let her ride in my Caddy cause I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klux Klan [01:35.67]We f**ked on the bed' f**ked on the flo'' f**ked so long' I grew a f**kin' afro [01:40.43]Then I f**ked to the left' f**ked to the right She sucked my dick 'til the sh*t turned white [01:45.55]I thought to myself' Sheba' Sheba Got my a** lookin' like a ZEBRA [01:49.79]I pulled on my clothes and I was on my way' until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet [01:54.85]I ran I jumped out the back window' but her daddy' he was waitin' with a 2 x 4 [01:59.74]Oh' he beat me to the left' he beat me to the right The mutha-f**ker whooped my a** all night [02:04.61]But I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad' that's the best damn p**sy I ever had [02:09.79]I got a bag of w**d and a bottle of wine I'm a f**k that b**ch just one more time [02:14.66]Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that's all we need [02:18.53]We can go to the park after dark' smoke that tumbleweed [02:23.58]And as the m*******a burns we can take our turns' singing them dirty rap songs [02:27.95]Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong' sell tapes from here to Hong Kong [02:33.31]So roll' roll' roll my joint Pick out the seeds and stems [02:37.93]Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale' skatin' on Dayton rims [02:43.11]So roll' roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville [02:47.85]If my tapes and my cds just don't sell' I bet my caddy will [02:53.35]I met this lady in Hollywood She had green hair' but damn she looked good [02:58.09]I took her to my house' cause she was fine' but she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine [03:03.83]I met this lady from Japan' never made love with an African [03:07.07]I f**ked her once' I f**ked her twice I ate that p**sy like shrimp fried rice [03:12.38]Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya I met a woman in the heart of Australia [03:17.56]Had a big butt and big titties' too' so I hopped in her a** like a kangaroo [03:22.24]See' I met this lady from Hawaii Stuck it in her a**' and she said' Aiiiiieeee [03:27.35]Lips was breakfast' p**sy was lunch' then her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch [03:31.91]Met Colonel Sander's wife in the state of Kentucky She said' I'll fry some chicken if you just f**k me [03:37.46]I came in her mouth It was a crisis I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices [03:42.27]Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that's all we need [03:45.70]We can go to the park after dark' smoke that tumbleweed [03:50.69]And as the m*******a burns we can take our turns' singing them dirty rap songs [03:55.75]Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong' sell tapes from here to Hong Kong [04:00.93]I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee Her titties were filled with Hennesy [04:05.60]That country music nearly drove me crazy' but I rode that a** and said' Yes' Miss Daisy [04:10.85]Met this lady in Oklahoma; put that p**sy in a coma [04:15.40]Met this lady in Michigan; I can't wait 'til I f**k that b**ch again [04:20.15]Met a real black girl in South Carolina; f**ked her 'til she turned into a white albino [04:25.20]F**ked this hooker in Iowa I f**ked her on credit' so I owe her [04:30.44]F**ked this girl' down in Georgia; came in her mouth Man' I thought I told ya [04:35.31]Met this beautiful sexy ho; she just ran cross the border of Mexico [04:39.30]Fine young thing' said her name's Maria I wrapped her up just like a Hot Tortilla [04:44.73]I wanna get married' but I can't afford it I know I'ma cry when she gets deported [04:49.41]Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that's all we need [04:53.65]We can go to the park after dark' smoke that tumbleweed [04:58.90]And as the m*******a burns we can take our turns' singing them dirty rap songs [05:03.64]Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong' sell tapes from here to Hong Kong [05:08.45]So roll' roll' roll my joint Pick out the seeds and stems [05:13.12]Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale' skatin' on Dayton rims [05:18.05]So roll' roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville [05:22.92]If my tapes and my cds just don't sell' I bet my caddy will
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