[id:$00000000] [ti:] [ar:] [al:] [by:时间戳工具V2.0_20200810] [00:00.06]I make a date for golf [00:00.57]You can bet you life it rains [00:04.77]I try to give a party [00:05.28]And the guy upstairs complains [00:12.03]I guess I'll go thru life [00:23.10]Just catchin' colds and missin' trains [00:27.06]Ev'rything happens to me [00:27.63]I never miss a thing [00:28.65]I've had measles and the mumps [00:29.34]And ev'ry time I play my ace [00:59.67]My partner always trumps [01:02.46]I guess I'm just a fool [01:28.86]Who never looks before he jumps [01:34.26]Ev'rything happens to me [01:34.83]At first my heart tho't [01:35.28]You could break this jinx for me [02:06.48]That love would turn the trick [02:07.08]To end despair [02:07.47]But now I just can't fool [02:08.07]This head that thinks for me [02:10.08]I've mortgaged all my castles in the air [02:10.97]I've telegraphed and called [02:11.64]I sent air mail special too [02:22.77]You answer was goodbye [02:31.86]And there was even postage due [02:32.82]I fell in love just once [02:33.39]And then it had to be with you [02:57.39]Ev'rything happens to me [02:58.11]Brought to you by mcsilence