[id:$00000000] [ar:sacha baron cohen] [ti:Master Of The House] [by:] [hash:6ace179aeb06169f11a52f9973f4ca14] [al:] [sign:] [qq:] [total:288674] [offset:0] [00:00.42]sacha baron cohen - Master Of The House [00:05.61]My band of soaks [00:09.02]My den of dissolutes [00:13.33]My dirty jokes my always pissed as newts [00:22.25]My sons of whores [00:29.87]spend their lives in my inn [00:36.20]Homing pigeons homing in [00:40.56]They fly through my doors [00:53.54]Welcome monsieur [00:54.80]Sit yourself down [00:56.86]And meet the best innkeeper in town [01:02.11]As for the rest all of them crooks [01:05.42]Rooking the guests and cooking the books [01:10.71]Seldom do you see honest men like me [01:17.44]A gent of good intent [01:20.56]who's content to be [01:24.40]Master of the House Doling out the charm [01:27.11]Ready with a handshake and an open palm [01:29.98]Tells a saucy tale Creates a little stir [01:32.91]Customers appreciate a bon-viveur [01:35.86]Glad to do a friend a favour [01:38.59]Doesn't cost me to be nice [01:41.45]But nothing gets you nothing [01:42.92]Everything has got a little price [01:47.39]Master of the House Keeper of the zoo [01:50.46]Ready to relieve them [01:51.46]of a sou or two [01:53.07]Watering the wine [01:54.53]Making up the weight [01:55.98]Picking up their knick-knacks [01:57.14]When they can't see straight [01:58.89]Everybody loves a landlord [02:01.76]Everybody's bosom friend [02:04.61]I do whatever pleases Jesus [02:05.56]Won't I bleed 'em in the end [02:08.85]Master of the House [02:10.15]Quick to catch yer eye [02:11.66]Never wants a passer-by to pass him by [02:14.52]Servant to the poor Butler to the great [02:17.43]Comforter philosopher and life-long mate [02:20.25]Everybody's boon companion [02:23.11]Everybody's chaperone [02:25.77]But lock up your valises Jesus [02:27.62]Won't I skin you to the bone [02:30.27]Food beyond compare Food beyond belief [02:33.28]Mix it in a mincer [02:34.24]and pretend it's beef [02:36.15]Kidney of a horse Liver of a cat [02:39.06]Filling up the sausages with this and that [02:41.94]Residents are more than welcome [02:44.84]Bridal suite is occupied [02:47.79]Reasonable charges Plus [02:49.28]some little extras on the side [02:53.80]Charge them for the lice [02:55.00]Extra for the mice [02:56.46]Two percent for looking in the mirror twice [02:59.26]Here a little slice There a little cut [03:02.17]Three per cent for sleeping [03:03.35]with the window shut [03:05.06]When it comes to fixing prices [03:07.97]There are lots of tricks he knows [03:10.85]How it all increases [03:12.58]All them bits and pieces [03:13.53]Jesus It's amazing how it grows [03:26.56]I used to dream that [03:28.01]I would meet a prince [03:31.45]But God almighty [03:33.97]have you seen what's happened since [03:39.10]"Master of the House" isn't worth my spit [03:44.13]Comforter philosopher and life-long shit [03:49.07]Cunning little brain Regular Voltaire [03:54.57]Thinks he's quite a lover [03:56.12]But there's not much there [03:59.43]What a cruel trick of nature [04:03.30]Landed me with such a louse [04:07.02]God knows how I've lasted living with [04:08.47]this bastard in the house [04:11.57]Master of the House Master and a half [04:14.19]Comforter philosopher Don't make me laugh [04:17.09]Servant to the poor Butler to the great [04:20.02]Hypocrite and toady and inebriate [04:23.00]Everybody bless the landlord [04:25.96]Everybody bless his spouse [04:28.63]Everybody raise a glass [04:31.97]Raise it up the master's arse [04:33.98]Everybody raise a glass to [04:36.40]the Master of the House