[id:$00000000] [ti:Be Our Guest] [ar:Alan Menken] [00:00.80]Be Our Guest - Alan Menken [00:03.80]Ma chere Mademoiselle it is with deepest pride [00:07.18]And greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight [00:10.81]And now we invite you to relax let us pull up a [00:14.73]Chair as the dining room proudly presents [00:18.93]Your dinner [00:21.31]Be our guest [00:25.89]Be our guest [00:26.88]Put our service to the test [00:29.07]Tie your napkin 'round your neck cherie [00:31.63]And we provide the rest [00:33.73]Soup du jour [00:35.10]Hot hors d'oeuvres [00:36.22]Hy we only live to serve [00:38.35]Try the grey stuff it's delicious [00:40.47]Don't believe me Ask the dishes [00:42.85]They can sing [00:44.03]They can dance [00:45.09]After all Miss this is France [00:47.41]And a dinner here is never second best [00:51.18]Go on unfold your menu [00:54.18]Take a glance and then you'll [00:56.38]Be our guest [00:57.38]Oui our guest [00:58.57]Be our guest [01:00.80]Beef ragout [01:01.91]Cheese souffle [01:02.86]Pie and pudding "en flambe" [01:04.98]We'll prepare and serve with flair [01:07.19]A culinary cabaret [01:09.24]You're alone [01:10.54]And you're scared [01:11.56]But the banquet's all prepared [01:13.55]No one's gloomy or complaining [01:15.86]While the flatware's entertaining [01:17.73]We tell jokes [01:19.10]I do tricks [01:20.16]With my fellow candlesticks [01:22.06]And it's all in perfect taste [01:24.44]That you can bet [01:26.31]Come on and lift your glass [01:28.44]You've won your own free pass [01:30.44]To be out guest [01:31.74]If you're stressed [01:32.87]It's fine dining we suggest [01:34.87]Be our guest [01:36.12]Be our guest [01:37.18]Be our guest [01:41.06]Life is so unnerving [01:43.25]For a servat who's not serving [01:45.62]He's not whole without a soul to wait upon [01:50.81]Ah those good old days when we were useful [01:55.55]Suddenly those good old days are gone [02:00.18]Ten years we've been rusting [02:02.29]Needing so much more than dusting [02:05.11]Needing exercise a chance to use our skills [02:10.36]Most days we just lay around the castle [02:15.00]Flabby fat and lazy [02:16.63]You walked in and oops-a-daisy [02:18.56]It's a guest [02:19.31]It's a guest [02:20.37]Sakes alive well I'll be blessed [02:22.26]Wine's been poured and thank the Lord [02:24.11]I've had the napkins freshly pressed [02:26.11]With dessert [02:27.11]She'll want tea [02:28.04]And my dear that's fine with me [02:29.98]While the cups do their soft shoeing [02:31.92]I'll be bubbling I'll be brewing [02:33.80]I'll get warm [02:34.86]Piping hot [02:35.73]Heaven's sakes Is that a spot [02:37.67]Clean it up We want the company impressed [02:41.17]We've got a lot to do [02:43.17]Is it one lump or two [02:45.23]For you our guest [02:46.61]She's our guest [02:47.86]She's our guest [02:48.49]She's our guest [02:49.73]Be our guest [02:50.48]Be our guest [02:51.23]Our command is your request [02:53.23]It's ten years since we had anybody here [02:55.93]And we're obsessed [02:56.86]With your meal [02:57.80]With your ease [02:58.73]Yes indeed we aim to please [03:00.61]While the candlelight's still glowing [03:03.73]Let us help you [03:05.54]We'll keep going [03:07.98]Course by course [03:12.66]One by one [03:14.36]'Til you shout "Enough I'm done " [03:17.29]Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you digest [03:21.13]Tonight you'll prop your feet up [03:23.38]But for now let's eat up [03:25.15]Be our guest [03:26.89]Be our guest [03:28.58]Be our guest [03:29.95]Please be our guest