Nick Jonas - The Ugly Truth
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[00:00.00]The Ugly Truth - Nick Jonas (尼克·乔纳斯)
[00:02.51]Lyrics by:Christopher Lennertz/Glenn Slater
[00:05.03]I know you hope to go to the big you-know-where
[00:09.39]And you're here to try to earn your ticket there
[00:13.46]Better listen now or you haven't got a prayer
[00:17.46]Let me break it down ooh
[00:20.30]If you want someone to love ya
[00:22.56]Babe you gotta look like me
[00:23.92]Like me
[00:24.30]Gotta be flawless pure perfection not for shelf
[00:27.21]Not a shelf
[00:28.30]And my first impression of ya as far as I can see
[00:31.97]Can see
[00:32.42]Is you simply can't compete with my sweet self
[00:35.36]Your sweet self
[00:36.70]Is your hair as thick as mine
[00:38.22]No
[00:38.56]Are your arms as bumped as mine
[00:40.11]No
[00:40.55]Are the moves you got as drop-dead hot as this
[00:43.26]No no they ain't
[00:44.44]Is your profile half this fine
[00:45.98]No
[00:46.43]If not let me hit you with the bottom line
[00:48.78]Got to measure up or you won't get eternal bliss
[00:52.27]Ooh
[00:52.91]So let me be honest
[00:54.34]Honest
[00:55.03]I got to be honest
[00:56.20]Honest
[00:57.00]I'm gonna be honest
[00:58.43]Ah yeah
[00:58.86]Whether you like it or not
[01:00.47]You're much too short
[01:01.96]Too short
[01:02.48]You're way too thin
[01:03.89]Too thin
[01:04.49]Is that a blemish on your double chin
[01:07.95]Oh man
[01:08.43]Don't ever walk a runway
[01:10.38]No
[01:10.60]Or man a kissing booth
[01:12.15]Mwah
[01:12.58]You're U-G-L-Y
[01:14.77]Ugly
[01:15.39]And that's the ugly truth
[01:17.47]You ugly ah ah you ugly
[01:21.44]You ugly ah ah you ugly
[01:24.38]Now perhaps I've just upset ya
[01:26.50]But people let's get real
[01:28.02]Get real
[01:28.37]It's the most exclusive club that you want in
[01:31.40]Want in
[01:32.39]There's a price to pay you bet ya
[01:34.52]Hey you gotta look ideal
[01:35.99]Ideal
[01:36.51]Or you'll end up in the old recycling bin
[01:39.82]Recycling bin
[01:40.53]Is your smile as white as this
[01:42.18]No
[01:42.44]Are your glutes as tight as this
[01:44.11]No
[01:44.54]Then they'll trash it and they'll mash it into glue
[01:47.32]Ooh poor poor you
[01:48.67]It's a flawless life is this
[01:50.21]Just one tiny detail it's a big ol' mess
[01:52.81]Oops oh well I'm sorry sayonara too-da-loo
[01:56.18]Ooh
[01:56.84]But hey I can help ya
[01:58.36]Oh yeah
[01:59.00]Well possibly help ya
[02:00.41]Oh yeah
[02:01.03]Well hopefully help ya
[02:02.45]Oh yeah
[02:02.88]But most of you probably not
[02:04.62]Your head's too small
[02:05.95]Too small
[02:06.54]Your neck's too long
[02:07.95]Too long
[02:08.54]Your nose starts right but then ends up all wrong
[02:11.97]So wrong
[02:12.44]Mm that tiny freckle
[02:14.12]Ugh
[02:14.71]Ooh that crooked tooth
[02:16.45]You're U-G-L-Y
[02:18.65]Ugly
[02:19.44]And that's the ugly truth
[02:20.94]U-G-L-Y face like that why even try
[02:24.66]U-G-L-Y back that hip like triple fry
[02:28.63]U-G-L-Y sorry if that makes you cry
[02:32.42]You're ugly so ugly so
[02:34.67]Wait
[02:37.53]Look at you look at you look at you
[02:40.99]I ain't seen nothing like you before
[02:44.39]I mean words fail me I mean I'm tongue-tied
[02:49.35]I mean I'm speechless baby
[02:55.32]What's a thing like you doing in a place like this
[03:00.35]I gotta tell ya girl you're pretty
[03:07.82]Pretty ugly
[03:09.61]And that's the ugly truth
[03:11.10]U-G-L-Y heard your looks make you cry
[03:14.10]Yeah so sorry 'bout the truth
[03:15.16]U-G-L-Y cross my heart and hope to die
[03:18.04]Woo 'cause that's the ugly truth
[03:19.21]U-G-L-Y love to kiss my lunch goodbye
[03:22.23]Yeah you're U-G-L-Y
[03:27.06]And that's the ugly truth