[id:$00000000] [ti:I'm Not Gay] [ar:J. Pee] [al:I'm Not Gay] [by:] [00:00.00]I'm Not Gay - J. Pee [00:02.17]J pee baby yup yup [00:04.64]Yeah you know what it is [00:07.99]Check this sh*t out man [00:09.37]Check it out check it out [00:10.50]Check it out yeah [00:12.25]Chilling with my homies at the home depot [00:14.44]Home depot [00:15.42]Buying screws and nails manly sh*t you know [00:17.29]You know [00:17.77]My homie says to me what kind of drill you want [00:19.93]He asked me [00:20.93]So I said I wanted one right in the a** [00:25.00]What [00:26.48]I'm not gay [00:27.76]I'm not gay [00:28.99]It was a joke guys come on [00:30.63]I'm not gay [00:31.73]I like vag more than a pornstar scandal [00:34.38]But can I get the drill with the bright pink handle [00:37.18]Playing tackle football with my homies in the park [00:40.05]Had to wrap it up cause it was getting dark [00:42.29]Getting dark [00:42.96]The other team was looking straight scary as sh*t [00:44.93]Ooooo [00:45.44]But my quarterback he ain't having none of it [00:47.54]He ain't scared [00:48.40]He looked at me and told me no matter where I was at [00:50.83]My priority job was to protect the sack [00:53.92]Okay [00:54.28]So fourth down he bends over and yells hike [00:56.94]So I went and grabbed his balls [01:01.33]Uhhh [01:03.13]I'm not gay [01:04.45]I'm not gay [01:05.41]I'm just doing my job step off [01:07.41]I'm not gay [01:08.37]It's not like I was purposefully trying to feel them [01:10.80]I wasn't [01:11.22]I just care about the safety of your future children [01:13.55]Godfather [01:14.07]I'm not gay I'm not gay [01:16.75]Quit telling me that man [01:18.62]I'm not gay [01:19.68]Next time I'll just let your balls get mangled son [01:22.44]PS I didn't know that you were so well hung [01:25.24]Strolling with my homies in west Hollywood [01:27.38]Hollywood [01:28.19]Wasn't my idea because I'm not gay [01:31.06]Dude walks by me with his shirt off and I was like [01:34.15]Damn b**ch you fine [01:36.31]F**k [01:36.92]I'm not gay guys [01:38.40]That ain't me [01:39.33]I'm just comfortable with my sexuality [01:41.88]So I can admit when I see a guy [01:44.87]Who has a handsome face and pretty eyes [01:47.81]And a rock hard chest and rippling abs [01:50.64]And the tightest a** and those sculpted calves [01:53.45]And those bulging quads and the perfect bod [01:56.19]And ohh my god take your pants off [01:59.43]Um [02:00.78]F**k it [02:02.52]I'm gay [02:03.77]I'm f**king gay [02:04.74]I'm the dude wearing nail polish yelling hey [02:07.57]I'm the dude at the party who'll grab your butt [02:09.67]That's me [02:10.03]And when you turn around and look at me I'll be like what [02:13.09]Yeah [02:13.88]I'm gay [02:14.54]I'm gay [02:14.89]I'm hella gay [02:15.86]I watch Zac Efron movies every Saturday [02:18.95]And normal self expression doesn't suit me either [02:21.52]That's why my degree is in musical theater [02:24.12]I'm so gay man