[ti:The Real Slim Shady] [ar:Eminem] [al:Curtain Call: The Hits (Deluxe Version)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Real Slim Shady - Eminem (埃米纳姆) [00:00.99]Lyrics by：Marshall Mathers/Andre R. Young/Mike Elizondo/Tom Coster [00:01.98]Composed by：Marshall Mathers/Andre R. Young/Mike Elizondo/Tom Coster [00:02.97]May I have your attention please [00:06.07]May I have your attention please [00:08.80]Will the real Slim Shady please stand up [00:12.36]I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up [00:16.97]We're gonna have a problem here [00:18.20]Y'all act like you never seen a white person before [00:20.54]Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door [00:23.35]And started whoopin' her a** worse than before [00:25.06]They first were divorced throwin' her over furniture aww [00:27.44]It's the return of the ah wait no way you're kidding [00:30.10]He didn't just say what I think he did did he [00:32.43]And Dr. Dre said nothing you idiots [00:34.97]Dr. Dre's dead he's locked in my basement ha ha [00:37.29]Feminist women love Eminem [00:38.65]Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him [00:41.08]Look at him walkin' around grabbin' his you know what [00:43.58]Flippin' the you know who yeah but he's so cute though [00:46.16]Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose [00:48.42]But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms [00:50.64]Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose [00:53.09]But can't but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose [00:55.35]My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips [00:57.46]And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss [00:59.80]And that's the message that we deliver to little kids [01:01.98]And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is [01:04.25]Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is [01:06.24]By the time they hit fourth grade [01:07.51]They've got the Discovery Channel don't they [01:09.13]We ain't nothin' but mammals well some of us cannibals [01:12.01]Who cut other people open like cantaloupes [01:13.92]But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes [01:15.98]Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope [01:18.60]But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote [01:20.68]Women wave your pantyhose sing the chorus and it goes [01:22.88]I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady [01:24.88]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [01:27.11]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up [01:29.65]Please stand up please stand up [01:32.08]'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady [01:33.99]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [01:36.32]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up [01:38.87]Please stand up please stand up [01:41.16]Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records [01:43.43]Well I do so f**k him and f**k you too [01:45.84]You think I give a damn about a Grammy [01:47.55]Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me [01:50.24]But Slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird [01:52.43]Why so you guys could just lie to get me here [01:54.73]So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears [01:57.01]Sh*t Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs [01:59.34]So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst [02:01.64]And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first [02:03.93]Little b**ch put me on blast on MTV [02:06.23]Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hee hee [02:08.55]I should download her audio on MP3 [02:10.78]And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD [02:13.25]I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups [02:15.32]All you do is annoy me so I have been sent here to destroy you [02:18.08]And there's a million of us just like me [02:19.92]Who cuss like me who just don't give a f**k like me [02:22.38]Who dress like me walk talk and act like me [02:24.68]And just might be the next best thing but not quite me [02:27.10]'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady [02:29.15]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [02:31.40]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up [02:33.93]Please stand up please stand up [02:36.32]'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady [02:38.34]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [02:40.48]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up [02:43.09]Please stand up please stand up [02:45.33]I'm like a head trip to listen to [02:46.72]'Cause I'm only givin' you [02:47.82]Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room [02:50.46]The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all [02:52.98]And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all [02:55.37]I just get on the mic and spit it [02:56.97]And whether you like to admit it I just sh*t it [02:59.00]Better than 90% of you rappers out can [03:01.06]Then you wonder how can [03:02.11]Kids eat up these albums like Valiums [03:03.98]It's funny 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm 30 [03:06.21]I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting [03:08.41]Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens [03:10.70]And I'm jerking but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working [03:13.01]And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking [03:15.22]He could be working at Burger King spittin' on your onion rings [03:17.83]Or in the parking lot circling screaming I don't give a f**k [03:20.74]With his windows down and his system up [03:22.46]So will the real Shady please stand up [03:24.43]And put one of those fingers on each hand up [03:26.68]And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control [03:28.97]And one more time loud as you can how does it go [03:31.47]I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady [03:33.43]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [03:35.73]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up [03:38.17]Please stand up please stand up [03:40.52]'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady [03:42.60]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [03:44.87]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up [03:47.40]Please stand up please stand up [03:49.84]'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady [03:51.94]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [03:54.12]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up [03:56.55]Please stand up please stand up [03:58.96]'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady [04:01.00]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [04:03.04]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up [04:05.79]Please stand up please stand up [04:08.95]Ha ha I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us [04:14.37]F**k it let's all stand up