[ti:Don’t Be a Lawyer] [ar:Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast/Burl Moseley] [al:I’m On My Own Path (From “Crazy Ex-Girlfriend”) (Season 4)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Don't Be A Lawyer - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast/Burl Moseley [00:02.43]Lyrics by：Adam Schlesinger/Rachel Bloom/Jack Dolgen [00:04.86]Twenty years old pretty smart kid [00:07.04]Didn't know what I wanted to do [00:09.60]So I took the LSAT [00:10.62]And just like that [00:11.83]I got accepted at Glendale U [00:14.49]Everyone said it was a real safe bet [00:16.68]A prestigious and lucrative vocation [00:19.14]So I set off on a journey [00:20.27]To become an attorney [00:21.59]Without a moment's hesitation [00:23.97]But here's some free advice I'm givin' [00:28.56]When it comes to decidin' what to do for a livin' [00:33.16]Don't be a lawyer [00:35.55]Don't do it Quickest way to ruin your life [00:38.12]Don't be a lawyer [00:40.19]Not worth it it'll leave you dead inside [00:43.14]The job is inherently crappy [00:45.58]That's why you've never met a lawyer who's happy [00:47.77]It's a guaranteed soul destroyer [00:52.55]Don't be a lawyer [00:57.99]Law school debt [00:58.99]Daily regret [00:59.89]Is that really what you dreamed as a kid [01:02.30]Or did you hope one day [01:03.70]That you'd find a way [01:04.63]To spend four years workin' [01:05.84]On a pharmaceutical company's merger with another pharmaceutical company [01:10.77]Your only expertise [01:12.08]Is runnin' up fees [01:13.24]Speakin' legalese like a **** [01:15.71]But it's not too late [01:16.92]To avoid this fate [01:17.85]Find any other job to pick [01:20.45]Sure your parents might think you're a failure [01:25.30]But no one's ever said First let's kill all the tailors [01:29.68]Don't be a lawyer [01:31.96]I'm serious it really really sucks [01:34.33]Don't be a lawyer [01:36.26]No one you work with looks like Ally McBeal [01:39.31]There are so many other professions [01:41.85]That don't turn you into Jeff Sessions [01:44.04]Just say no to the lawyer employer [01:47.89]No don't be a lawyer [01:51.52]What about human rights law [01:54.71]No money no no money [01:57.34]Environmental law [01:59.33]No money even less money [02:02.33]Immigration law [02:04.01]No money plus it's a bummer [02:06.88]Okay but what if you make it to the Supreme Court [02:10.30]It'd be great to be on the Supreme Court [02:13.07]But you'll never be on the Supreme Court [02:15.48]There's truly no chance of that happenin' [02:20.41]The preceding song in no way [02:22.07]Reflects the views of CBS and the CW network [02:26.02]Ah screw it [02:29.95]See don't be a lawyer